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Anne Wheaton
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Does cutting off dying leaves on an indoor bamboo plant help it thrive or make it die faster? Did I mention I don't have a green thumb?
Do you ever get tweets from people that make absolute zero sense? Yea, me too. pic.twitter.com/z6K16Wq9bY
I'm kind of bummed my kids are grown up and not at home anymore because I could really go for a raid of their Easter basket candy about now.
I love that multiple people saw this at the same time and sent it to me. THE BEST. #numbernerd pic.twitter.com/Icy27XHTwY
SHUT. UP. That is too cute. “@CatFoodBreath: Kitten photobomb. (flic.kr/p/eb9hw3) pic.twitter.com/EDLTrn70sz
So, basically, we're doing exercise right.
Went on 4 mile walk w/Wil. He stopped & got a sandwich to eat on the way, I came home & ate a giant slab of cheese & washed it down w/beer.
I just took a three hour nap. Apparently I was tired. Also, I kept dreaming I did infomercials and had bad hair and skin, so that was fun.
I made this a year ago. HA! Happy Zombie Easter Bunny Day!: youtu.be/Nj5K2HC27xk via @YouTube
@AnneWheaton If at first you don't succeed, try at least two more times, so that your failure becomes a valid data point. :-P
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try a little fucking harder next time." -An Updated Proverb By Anne Wheaton
WOO! TableTop Season 3 is at $650k! Still going to do a video of me & Wil doing Marlowe style zoomies when its $750k! igg.me/p/736490/twtr
I accidentally read this pamphlet as "Latter Say Taints." Now THAT would be a religion people could really get behind.
Definition-To follow RUH. See also: Scooby Doo. #Scrabble pic.twitter.com/E3HhuQ5bn8
I wonder if @wilw would approve of the replacement glasses I got from my optometrist. pic.twitter.com/JTeLcRd707
I'm not sure if these paintings in my vet office are meant to make my cat feel at ease or judged by her peers. pic.twitter.com/og6utpitI7
Nothing says "Good morning, internet!" quite like a selfie in pajamas, no make up, bed head and googly eye glasses. Nice one, Wheaton. Nice.
I think I found the perfect size glasses. They really compliment my face, don't you think? pic.twitter.com/WPzdxhgkqa
Going to get new glasses today because I need bigger frames to accommodate my multi-focal lenses. #ThrowUpThursday