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Anne Wheaton
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Uh, me neither. I was just asking...just because.
Ever go out @ 11pm wearing only pajamas, glasses and yellow kitchen rubber gloves to take trash cans to the curb and your neighbor sees you?
Do you want to sleep in your bed? [wag wag wag] I WANT TO SLEEP IN YOUR BED. [WAG WAG WAG] pic.twitter.com/LsCWOuroX6
The creators of the quicksand fear are the same ones who created the hot lava, sidewalk crack, and eating pop rocks and drinking coke fears.
I'm pretty sure there wasn't a high volume of quicksand in the suburban areas of Portland, Oregon. Who planted that fear in me? Jerks.
Sometimes I look back on my childhood and think "Why the fuck was I so afraid of quicksand?"
Why isn't it called a lapkin? It isn't taking a nap, it's sitting in your lap. These are the things that keep me awake at night.
Since so many of you haven't made potato salad either, here's the recipe I used. Take that, Betty Crocker! allrecipes.com/recipe/red-ski…
I can't believe I've made it 44 years without ever making homemade potato salad until today. Betty Crocker would be proud yet ashamed of me.
I wrote a thing on my blog for my own sanity and maybe for a little understanding. "Do Unto Others…" wp.me/p49uMT-3x
OHMYGOD this is awesome! HA! “@ladygelfling: @AnneWheaton I adore uou, Anne, but my #SlytherinPride made me do it. 😉youtu.be/y0Z5_wipT2o4”
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat test is at pottermore.com if you want to try it yourself!
I love the description. I think it's a really accurate description of myself. Thanks, Sorting Hat! pic.twitter.com/tontat8ha4
Wow, you guys are good. At least 98% of you guessed the correct Hogwarts house for me. I'm in Hufflepuff!
HAHAHAHA! “@NootBear: @AnneWheaton the out house? lol sorry sorry just a joke..”
I will tell you that Wil got Ravenclaw. Do you think we both belong there or are we in different ones?
I finally went online and found out which house I'm in at Hogwarts. EEEEEEEEE! So fun. Wanna guess which one I got?!
Nice to know nothing of importance has happened anywhere today so the 10:00 news can spend the entire hour following a high speed chase.
But I could be wrong.
I didn't realize feeling freaked out by that kind of behavior was me thinking I'm privileged. I just thought it was lack of common decency.
I should point out that the girl that took a picture of Wil sleeping was directly across the aisle from him. Like, 3 feet away. Gross.
Ugh. There's always one that has to play the "privilege" card. Hello, block button. pic.twitter.com/Kop0yDm1SR
I'll post a cool picture of the sunset that's also reflecting inside the train instead. :-) pic.twitter.com/QhTK9f3OTZ
I'm not going to take pics of her. I just meant she would probably be as creeped out as I am that a stranger was taking pics of her sleeping