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Anne Wheaton
When you tweet a joke and someone tweets back what they think is an improvement on your joke.
Me: "I'm just going to stretch out on the sofa." Watson: *yawn* "I'm just going to stretch out on you on the sofa."
Fancy date night with @wilw hindered by traffic. Grrr....
Either he really missed me and is sleeping on my pillow in my absence, or that place is just REALLY comfy.
🎶Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticky tacky�
PUPDATE: Lucy has a new toy, and is still as cute as ever.
Thank you, @EFF, for having us be part of your celebration last night! And now, homeward bound. *yoink*
At the @EFF 25th anniversary party with @wilw and @doctorow hosting! YAY!!
Wait. This woman took photos of her own children? BY HERSELF?! STARS REALLY ARE JUST LIKE US!!
Sorry @wilw. Your pirate license plate has already been nabbed.
#SDCC was pretty fun until I witnessed some creeper in a bar snapping 20 pics of a celebrity without her permission.
When cashier writes your name, spells wrong & writes so bad the barista can't call it out for you to respond "I AM!"
We don't drink this stuff but it's awfully cute that our neighbor got these for us.
I need to run some errands but I fear going outside. Decisions, decisions.
In case you haven't seen this yet, here's a close up pic of the label on @FoothillsBeer IPA of the month. MAH BABIES.
"Do you hear jackhammers? I DON'T LIKE TO HEAR JACKHAMMERS."
Reason #1 that I am STILL recovering from dancing at the @Legendary @GeekandSundry party. I may have been a bit wild.
I've always wanted to see @altonbrown's stage show. Finally get to see a bit of it at #wootstock2015. SO FUNNY.
I'm backstage at the Balboa theatre in San Diego and there's a seriously hot pic of @margaretcho on the wall.
My photographer skills are a bit blurry, but I took a photo of the cast of ConMan! #sdcc

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