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Anne Wheaton
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Serious envy of your @TillamookCheese options, Oregon. Serious. pic.twitter.com/LseB8Jpi0X
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Craig's List is here to help. losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tix/441698…
Holy sun is out in Portland. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.
I want to be artist who draws feline portraits so in interviews, I can say "Cats are my mews." #genius
Happy Friday, tweety buddies!
I did manage to score a pretty epic #numbernerd situation on my car today. :) pic.twitter.com/gYiAVp1nSz
Thanks for the love. You're good people. :-)
The judge dismissed me and said to try again next year. I told him I will spend the next year getting therapy for it. Damn, what a mess.
The judge cleared the courtroom (except lawyers) while I blubbering my way through not realizing how traumatic court was back then & is now.
Pro tip: It's not recommended that you run out of a courtroom in hysterics as a judge continues to ask you to be seated.
It was at that moment I realized I have PTSD from the years of terror and being forced into court for 6 years by my ex-husband.
The bad news; I had a full on hyperventilating, ugly cry anxiety attack in the middle of the courtroom as I was chosen to be a juror.
The good news; no jury duty for me. But I discovered the anger & resentment at being forced to be on a 50 day trial was something much more.
Looking for a new commentator? I think I know someone... pic.twitter.com/uolwrLeGkW
You can hit your balls as hard as possible and no matter how hard you try to score, sometimes you just can't bring her home. #baseball
So many balls, so little time. #baseball
This is exhausting. So many balls, no huge score. Whack it hard, slide it home, baby. Momma has jury duty in the morning. #baseball
When one guy grabs his stick & whacks his ball so hard he nails it out of the park. And there is much rejoicing, and panting. #baseball
Smackin' it straight down the center. Good wood, player. #baseball
Balls are smacked down low and across the lines. Catcher gets one "low and in the tip". Rubbing it out for the team. #baseball
When the KissCam shows your face and you're live tweeting the game about grabbing balls and going deep to score because #baseball.