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Anne Wheaton
Wil is getting gaming dice nail wraps by @EspionageMakeup put on. RAD. instagram.com/p/tNywUzDABB/
If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about with our project, watch this! youtu.be/FqoPJMNfjkw
Our final outtakes video for teamwheaton.org featuring @TheBloggess, @brubaker, @margaretcho and me w/ @wilw will post tomorrow! YAY!
Between software updates and app updates this weekend it's like I don't even recognize my phone. WHAT IS GOING ON.
"I'm so upset chlamydia is a disease because it would make a really pretty girls name." -@bonniegrrl dinner conversation.
This amazing girl painted portraits of my cats using coffee. Captured their personalities EXACTLY. pic.twitter.com/gTucpMKoP0
Adults falling is my kryptonite but adults falling in sign form? Priceless. vine.co/v/O7uDzm1OmQZ
This person had @wilw make a question card but didn't show me until after I made my answer card. PERFECT. pic.twitter.com/r59zjVvtVl
Stop by the @EspionageMakeup booth today from 1-4PM for a signing with @bonniegrrl & @AnneWheaton! Tomorrow from 11AM-2PM
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I just found this on my computer that @pixievision took last year of our Marlowe pup. DAT FACE. pic.twitter.com/I4LUUdGnCI
My thyroid itches. Is that a thing? Is that possible? Because that keeps happening. I think. Or it's aliens. It could go either way.
If you're attending Rose City Comicon, I'll be in @EspionageMakeup booth #615 w/@bonniegrrl Saturday 1-4pm and Sunday 11am-2pm. Come say hi!
Cold brew nitro coffee from Stumptown and a Voodoo donut. Portland tourist achievement unlocked. instagram.com/p/tI9rcJDAFd/
Well, it's a darn good thing this zit popped up on my face overnight. -said no one, ever ESPECIALLY WHEN TRAVELING GODDAMMIT WHAT THE HELL
My kids will make their own choice on whether they want kids or not. It's their choice, not mine, and that's all that matters. :-)
Listen, I love my 2 year old nephew but have no desire to have more babies of my own. My babies are 25 and 23. ARE YOU NUTS?!
"Excuse me. I believe we are ready to order now." pic.twitter.com/9HHJfOkVPB
Teaching our 2 year old nephew that if given the opportunity, always choose to be Batman. pic.twitter.com/VzpJQN4qhl
If Powell's is going to put it on display, I have no choice but to #VandalEyes it. pic.twitter.com/Gm1VEOWslH
Ahh...that's better.
PORTLAND I AM IN YOU!
I need a do-over on this day.
...doze off before receiving 5 cocktails ordered, spend entire flight getting kicked in seat back by a toddler.
Race back to airport, go through security who decides to inspect my bag, run to gate, board plane, doors close behind me. Order 5 cocktails.
Check bag at airport, can't find phone, run to car and speed home to get phone, can't find anywhere, run back to car and see phone on seat..
Queen of the Bathtub would like her breakfast now. Chop chop! pic.twitter.com/DOFV7JBf0W
Alright, I'm packed. So long as the wardrobe for all events at Rose City Comicon only involve socks, underwear, and pajamas, I'm packed.
So what I'm saying is I've packed the important stuff and I'll figure out the rest in the morning. pic.twitter.com/FqrTTZaNNn
Vine video-1 Packing-0
Anyway, my plane takes off in less than 12 hours and I haven't packed yet. Well, except for my shoes. To the suitcase, ahoy! #yoink
My shoes aren't for everyone and that's ok. I WILL WEAR THEM AND LOVE THEM GODDAMMIT.
Continuing love/hate that is shoes I bring home, I got these in NY. First Wil said "um.." but now says "they're rad." pic.twitter.com/CNXiMfhF6D
Now that's a winning endorsement.
"Well, if you like them..."
When your new shoes arrive in the mail and you excitedly put them on and ask your husband what he thinks, and with hesitation he's says....
I needed a new phone case but I totally bailed on the safety of my phone in a Lifeproof case for a cute, blue case w/white polka dots.
He took my phone apart and didn't see anything wrong with the camera. I AM NOT INSANE. I SWEAR IT WAS MESSED UP.