This is like when the Marlboro man came out against smoking after he got cancer.
Study Finds Girls Outperforming Future Employers In School onion.com/1Jp0WYS
Where flowers bloom, so do possibilities. #HappyFriday
Stellar (totally not racist) account you just retweeted @realDonaldTrump
This is how auroras are formed
A meme recirculating about a man suspected of killing his two sons is largely accurate. snopes.com/shawn-fuller/
I SAID IM NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU ANYMORE
"Hey, Huckabee! They found one of Cassandra's earrings in the boat house!"
"What's your name, son?"
"Uhhhh..." [looks at cop's shirt pocket]
there are 6 types of people in this world
kingdom of light on tbs tonight @TeamCoco
Hey girl are you a metamorphic amphibole because you're gonna be
Bedtime Story From Fucking Bible Again onion.com/20caVVz
Here's what Ms. Ames wrote my 5th grade report card. Still true.
When you all take a cast photo as yourselves but one dude just can't not be in character
what is this...this is horseradish sauce...
final photo of the lindsey graham campaign team before they closed up the office
My son is out w some pals
I was cleaning out my room and found some old drawings from middle school of @ConanOBrien
From the troubling album "Go Ahead And Call the Cops: I'm Not Leaving Until You Tell Me"