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Andy Richter
When you turn on Tom and Jerry & it's one of those shitty Czech ones
when u find out every 2016 republican presidential candidate took a selfie with josh duggar
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"..and like the arrows before, it landed straight in his wiener. She pulled another arrow and aimed at his wiener"
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when you just want to get home with no bullshit but you know a fuckin magical riddle is about to be sprung on you
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"Is your current donut too slow? Well, if it is, you're crazy. But we're here for you anyway."
I also tried using a banana, a humidifier, and an eyelash curler, but the mallet worked the best
Comedy Central sets premiere dates for 'Review', 'Key and Peele', and more…
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Lest you doubt those stories about Tim Burton basing Edward Scissorhands on his Burbank childhood.
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board of health: band members must wash hands before returning to the stage
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Possibly the coolest bike ever created, the 1959 Bowden Spacelander.
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Judging by this flyer the Hulk has opened a stable in my neighborhood
Turns out it's not a wheelbarrow-tire-sized burrito hoop that you wear around your head to eat. V misleading imo
My phone & I have a difference of opinion about Vegas
When your display crêpe game is on point
When you both know where this is headed