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Andy Richter
It's been a ton of work, and even though my stool may not be where I want it to be, it's still looks pretty good
Look at the fucking jacket Forrest Tucker is wearing in this Columbo I'm watching #HollywoodLife #fridaynight
"and when I move my thumb it looks like he's talking"
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"Honey, instead of getting milk for the kids I've decided to get blackout drunk."
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One of the best things that had ever happened to me has been playing @RichardDreyfuss grandson on @YourFamilyTBS 😊
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can't believe we finally found the Zodiac Killer after all these years
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"You're goddamned right I'm a crafter! Fuckin die-hard crafter, bitch! And it ain't braggin if it's true!"
"The bottom line is that I’m this child’s mother, and I know what’s best. End of story."
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"It's the world's ugliest hand model." - my daughter
wealthy white women are harvesting anuses for snack food. there is nothing we can do to stop them
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8th grade prod of Peter Pan debuts tonight. Check out this shitty program fold. Terrible first impression, kids
"I now pass this Presidential horn dog magick to you son, make me proud."
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Well, well, well. It seems like we have a snitch who doesn't like to see horsey go poopoo
Pretty proud of my granddad for figuring out how to send a video birthday card
Sad news. They found my cousin Strub in a Japanese morgue