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Andy Richter
My cousin's always bragging about how cute her tumor was
Come to Corn Graveyard in next 55 mins if u want an ass kicking
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Blast off to another great school year!
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Step up your game, college improv groups:
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Can I have some more bean flakes, mommy?
Still the best Venn diagram ever created.
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These Japanese gals are proving that life after 60 can be a blast!
My @'s are a rough place
Oliver Sacks in February, on learning he had terminal cancer nyti.ms/1LDrCSR
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Look, call them what you want, but I know bukakke shoes when I see them
This is where Barbie poop goes
At the @Dodgers @Cubs game w/ @TVsAndyDaly & James & Henry. Chicago loudly in the house.
@twitter @Support So it's cool for a killer to brag about his crime but other ppl get accounts yanked for emojis?
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When mom makes you go to church but you're still metal
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The implication here is that two regular Town Pantries fucked.
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Thrilled Difficult People is getting renewed. SO funny. Here's a pic of @billyeichner & @julieklausner celebrating
These guys must have huge dicks
I want this image on my tombstone so it can haunt my family forever




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