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Andy Richter
Adult life: when you gotta saran wrap your can of wine cause it's 10:45 and you're too tired to finish Norbit
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.@HarMarSuperstar what happened in those four hours?
ooh fuck yeah that's what I'm talkin about
Some doodles found after my daughter's sleep over
Oregon Shooter’s Father Calls for Gun Control
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So that's what those lumps under the picnic blanket were
We locked ourselves out
Finn in the style of Al Hirschfeld and Milt Gross #inktober
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.@amazon I'd be interested in a kindle but it seems to be intended for douchetools
Things aren't working out with our new nanny
Attention teachers: never assign your class to paint "candlelight"
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The @NRA & the politicians they own must not know this T. Jefferson quote. The 2nd Amendment is a FUCKING BOY'S COAT.
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With all due respect, fuck you.
Reporters and medical experts: Planned Parenthood footage doesn't support Fiorina's claim
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