This is my impression of a white guy that works in an office. "Hidee ho, my name is Eric, I'm in sales, can I borrow a printer cartridge?"
ONCE THERE WAS A BUG, HIS NAME WAS BUG. EVERYBODY BUGGED HIM. THEY SAID HEY BUG CAN I BUG YOU? HE JUMPED OFF A BUILDING AND KILLED HIMSELF
MY PUSSY HERTZ RENT-A-CAR.
Men who eat yogurt are boring.
THE INTERNET IS FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF FAUX FAG'S THAT EAT WALDORF SALADS. YOU FUCKING WALNUT EATING GOONIES.
Go suck your mother's dick, beefcake. How's Jersey? RT @Taylor_J_Monica @AndyMilonakis
you're not even funny. Go play with fat joe
Don't ask a person a yes or no question if one of the answers is going to make them feel bad about themselves. People are so lame
Fucking gutter punk bitches, recycling Family Guy lines and doing molly, what a bunch of fucking lame faggots. Eat a dick, everyone.
Don't fucking @ me with weak ass replies. If you're insanely smart or funny holler at me. If not.. go eat 1,242 dicks on the Jersey Turnpike
online shopping makes my pussy wet
Got the Sachi whip Need For Speed PS4 jam pic.twitter.com/nlxio2WQ9Z
If your pussy aint wet yet, not to worry I'm a make a pussy wet vet
No need to ho brag, leave that pussy dead like a toe tag not homophobic just talkin bout these faux fags i'm in first class readin grow mags
Pumpkin semen latte yerba mate do a lotta yay douchebag lotteray, gotta pet stingray, stingray liotta, watchin Deep Impact wit Deepak Chopra
Go fuck your brother's mother your brother motherfucker.. Finger Fuckin a turduckin while a country bumpkin gives a pumpkin a blumpkin
Feu De Bois
SPIDER ROLL - NOT SUSHI - SPICY TUNA - NOT SUSHI - CALIFORNIA ROLL - NOT SUSHI - YOUR MOM'S TUPPERWARE - NOT SUSHI - BILL COSBY - NOT SUSHI
I WANT SUSHI YOU FUGGIN FAGOLAS. SUSHI DOESNT HAPPEN BETWEEN 2:30-5:00....NO REPUTABLE PLACE IS OPEN. ONLY FAKE FAGOLA SUSHI #YUCK
My candle game is proper
Thanks for the help, everyone is telling me completely opposite things hahah Fuck yall, I'm never gonna make beats
Maschine Vs regular midi keyboard controller with drum pads? Please advise :)
Bout to hit weho on that Candle Delirium tip. Suck my candle stick and I'll slide my tongue in the middle of your landing strip
Your name is FlagrantBananas, you will never matter. RT @FLAGRANTBANANAS @AndyMilonakis
sucks. Used to be hilarious. Now he just sucks.
Cedar wood scent? RT @hazestackz @AndyMilonakis
my puss smellz like candles how bout u light that shit up bby
Yo, can someone make me feel cool about loving candles so much? Seems like such a bitch thing but candles are so fucking legit to me.
If you're insincere, your words don't even fully process through my brain, I just completely tune you out.
Just finished writing all day, walked down to the chilly and Dead sky bar
Your mom buys nutmilk bag's on craigslist
I NEED A SUPER ANGEL JUICER
Don't be a replica
Mansions are ugly and cold, i'd rather have a hut of gold bricks RT @TMZ
Michael Jordan I Won't Sell My Mansion for Less Than $13 MILLION
Sony reveals #PS4
sales numbers, 2.1 million .@Sony
miss you like bad aim.
I just called Time Warner and while the automated voice was asking me something I burped and she said "sorry" and hung up the phone
I wonder if phone cameras will ever capture the beauty of a colorful sunset. #nohomo
Face down. Ass up. That's the way, I like to cry.
Lord forgive me the h̶e̶n̶n̶e̶s̶s̶y̶ Actavis got me not knowing how to act, I've fallen and I can't turn back
Great Salesman Pt. 2 vine.co/v/hPlXLuFphxU
Celeb or not, why would I want to call a random stranger from the internet at 4AM? Especially one that says prickish things?
I wish I cood call u to babble right now but then I remember u think yer a celeb n you never will
Walmart Black Friday. Good job, America! All class cnn.com/video/?/video/…
Fish hook your mom's vagina with a candy cane
This is scary, I used to take this train every day for work. cnn.com/2013/12/01/tra…