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Real Andy
Damn this hotel thermostat was on 65, my little chubby baby arms look like they done seen an icy ghost
Just landed in Minneapolis... shout to @LikeWaterEnt for doing business like a pro. Don't have a lot of time, what should I do tom? MOA? ha
@AndyMilonakis every even number is an odd number doubled
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Can you tell me this, how come 5 is an odd number and 10 is even when 10 is just double of what 5 is? That's some shit that got me thinking
This is my apartment. White walls are for suckers......looking at this demonic thing that I painted on it reminds me to not be too comfortable..... I do enjoy some of the mundane aspects of life.... Cooking, shopping, watching TV, but if that's all you do on your free time, it can make you a littl
Mad Decent is cool though, they wanted to see Three Loco blow up. They gave us enough money to put out our album on Cafepress thx @diplo
All good - Neato & We Are Farmers were both my concepts anyway. haha fuck everyone.
tbh that was prob Soulja's fault RT @CheapCerveza @AndyMilonakis has the same issues with riff raff that Soulja Boy had when he dropped him
. @JODYHiGHROLLER Stop signing deals without reading them. Stop acting like ur Beyonce. Start treating people with respect or crash & burn
. @JODYHiGHROLLER PUT DOWN THE COCAINE. I CAN ONLY BE YOUR REAL FRIEND IF YOU START TO COMPREHEND WHAT REAL FRIENDSHIP MEANS U CUNT
yo @JODYHiGHROLLER I don't want you to do anything for me...it's what you want us to do for you. @justinbieber has more humble demands
COP PUNCHES 3 YEAR OLD HANDICAPPED BLACK GIRL IN THE FACE WHILE ON SEGWAY CHASE TO SHOOT INNOCENT MEXICAN FAMILY
Being politically correct is for weak faggots
Welcome our new Three Loco member that makes better business decisions than @JODYHiGHROLLER goo.gl/Xg7ccZ
. @JODYHiGHROLLER this could be us but u playin be-street.com/wp-content/upl… :( Sadboys 4 life
RIP THREE LOCO-I tried really hard, we had some great opportunities for a movie & new album but ahhh, these hoes aint loyal @JODYHiGHROLLER
Yellowtail belly at sushi gen w @anitaeat
Can I pay my cable and power bills 10 years in advance? Also, does anyone know where the best place is to buy a helicopter?
Thank you baby @mishkanyc
Smokin marriage u wanna
Still waiting for a viral video to one up Eli Porter
This is my blood.... Lights out in my bedroom, index finger over the flash makes my blood shine bright red and is captured by the phone lens
Cody's loyalty cost him $450,000 #LOM
Yo @SnoopDogg get @iLoveMakonnen5D to be in Mac & Devin 2 with us. He will eat cheetos with homeless people even after he makes 50 mil BASED
The one thing people tell you when you move from NYC to LA is that you need a car. NOT ANYMORE @Uber @Uber_LA
War and Famine USED to last so long because we didn't have people posting signs to hashtag stop them on Twitter.
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Ciroc is poisonous pussy juice RT @sensauk Just swigged all 3 of my bottles of ciroc, n decided coconut is the freshest flavour. #cirocboy
I bet most homophobic rappers have a low IQ
Andy Milonakis kicked off flight
"God Bless you, my fans are everything, you are my family, I am nothing without you" - Pop Stars
Although I wouldn't mind if I could rhyme like Kanye / I'd rather have lines like Harry Belafonte
Almost midnight and I'm almost famous, I'm a golden god, put this A-rod in ur anus /Youtube Lube/ watchin bitches do back flips on cat dicks
I just followed @AndyMilonakis and suddenly I'm craving feta cheese
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I be fingering nanny's in Miami, hell I'll even give Fran Drescher the hand gesture. I keep that cat smiling like the Cheshire
Good luck @isro on your mission to Mars....and it cost under 100MM....so based.
My crazy Greek father just answered the home phone while I'm on the line with him and he's having a 5 minute side convo in my ear. DICK haah