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Susan Sarandon's tits in that wet wife beater in Tempest. Good lorddddd
*you're RT @DatBoy_Hov @AndyMilonakis your an idiot if you think the secret is not a great book
The Secret is a great book for idiots
I want a real masseuse, not you crusty potato chip grease fingers with no technique and then after 2 minutes you've had enough massages
girls sayin dey give me a massage & they're from North Dakota. I will come there and dick smack your whole family then burn your house down
i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage i need a massage NOW
Language of every bad creature in a Fantasy
I'm a fat fly globe @mishka_LA
I'm about to put out more online content this year than I have in the past 5 put together. Travel/food, Music, Comedy. It's all coming soon
"follow your dreams" sounds way too easy....ya gotta drag them up 50 flights of stairs like a 150 pound suitcase.
Does anyone not feel ghetto eating a can of tuna fish?
I hate when dumb people say "everything happens for a reason" ....maybe it's even true, who knows...but when dummies use it as a crutch UHHG
Rappers, Put some TWANG in ya voice…
Hi I'm Andy, I like long walks on the beach & I hate punny Pho spots, especially when they require you to pronounce it "Foe" for it to work
My @Uber driver has 50 types of gum. I think I'm in love. #yeshesadude
Playing with my pussy, watching Mystic Pizza
haha i think i need to go back to rapping like a real retard. SQUASH PUSSY…
If Shark Tank ever gets cancelled I'm gonna kill myself
Here's som Fukushima shit to scare the fuck out of you.… have a nice day