Karim Benzema looks so much like Shia LaBeouf. Can't unsee it, can't focus- it's too weird.
...doubles with JJ which really is a shame, because I love her and this tournament here. Truly sorry, I wish we could've done more of this:
Ein Versuch der weniger emotionalen Erklärung bzgl. der gestrigen Hymnen Geschichte. Ich denke, es setzt Dinge besser in Perspektive:
When you try to take a "pensively-gazing-off-in-the-distance" selfie.
When bae is angry. Do not touch.
When paparrazzi waits in the bathroom:
When you lose 2 pounds after a stomach virus:
When somebody talks too much. And nonsense:
When you forget your tennis shoes for practice:
You've been such an inspiration, girl. Thanks for playing doubles with me!
Farewell, 2016. Don't forget to f*** thyself on the way out. Excuse my words. Happy New Year from Perth, errrbody.
I'll keep posting this for Christmas until I either die or swear off twitter because it finally ruined my life. youtu.be/OgWOuNkQHkM
DFW's essay on Tracy Austin's memoir is ridiculously good.
Bye bye, Germany. Stay steadfast while I'm gone.
Tennis fans in 2016 when other sports complain about rain
-Hey buddy, you know you gonna win 2 Slams and a silver medal next year, don't you?
Early morning practice at the @usopen #NYC #USOpen
The heat melted a few of our brain cells. #greensmoothie @simivey