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Amy Schumer
Congrats to my girl @bridgeteverett for this killer @nytimes review. Go see her show NYC
I want to really recommend @GreerBarnes1 hilarious album! Get bit here…
Get tix to Talent Show Presents... Gowanus Idol w/ @bridgeteverett Amber Tamblyn @iraglass @amyschumer + lots more!…
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Not really caught up news wise right now. I know the Isis bucket challenge is heavy on peoples minds especially Ferguson (Craig?) #norice
“The enormous territory [Richard Pryor] carved out for himself remains more or less his own.” A #TNYarchive Profile:
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Ms @bridgeteverett was a huge hit at the nail place today. Cover of the #villagevoice.
Two angels in the night. Not bad for 2 am
Love @attell @amyschumer @NYCComedyCellar for making me feel like the most beautiful girl in the world last night.
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Do you guys love Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig? Oh, cool, then you must be alive. #TheSkeletonTwins opens tomorrow
Because of recent events I give you my favorite @michaelianblack interracial wedding photographer
Can't believe it's been 13 years. Feels like it was just yesterday. Words cant express how much I miss u #neverforget
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why iPhones always be about to die... TF...
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Tom petty mother fuckers!!
Yes ny subways. Yes
I miss fashion week #icon #lax
It's @Mrjimflorentine Comedy special this Sat 9/13 in New Brunswick, NJ. 2 shows. Tix $15.…
Oh shit! I'm on the cover of the village voice this week! Check out Julie Seabaugh's interview at…
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Loving @meganamram s book "science for her" get it!!
What'd you get into this weekend?
Really cool. Please watch entire 12 seconds
Check out these furry little miracles. Please RT
Pic of the day: After 72 years together, Iowa women can finally marry.
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#Dontbejealous - Met the hilarious @amyschumer on the train - TY! Very fab to say yes after I got the nerve to ask
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Sister texts. My phone autocorrected "ate" into "are" because it couldn't believe it.
Thanks God my exes really cared about me and told me to send nude pics without my face in them. #sosweet #thanksguys #foresight #hackgate
Thank you @CSiriano for the dress and shoes and inviting me to your show. And thank you Chardonnay for my ass
Major model alert
Thank you #christiansiriano and my ass brought to you by Chardonnay