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Amy Schumer
Oh, no, I missed it. Happy birthday to @1keithrobinson I hope someone breaks your dumb glasses and you can't read this message. #youstink
30 Rock -Oh No, My Period !: tears laughing everytime
This is my sister Kim. She keeps me alive #roadmanager
thought I got an audition to play the "It" girl. "No Amy, you're auditioning to play the IT girl" #confidence
.@hannibalburess is hilarious and can say whatever he wants. Take a breath and move on like when you found out Santa wasn't real #facts
#wcw @bridgeteverett regram
VIDEO: Inside Amy Schumer - Boner Doctor | Watch: via Youtube
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My tweet was about how Renee's surgery made her look like me. I was not insulting her. I love women and don't make fun of how they look. bye
Officially part of the algorithm... New stand up special available now on @netflix
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Best friends @rachelfeinstein_ @bridgeteverett and the filter chosen by @nikkiglaser
Thank you Port Chester!
Newark. I love you. Let's make this a regular thing. Thank you @NJPAC
Newark, I never thought I'd say this but, I love you!
Newark come to the show tonight! My first time looking forward to going to Newark!…
#roadmanager hanging on my every word
look up what is going on with #AnitaSarkeesian ... she's an important person and only becoming more so in this insane world.
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Just some of the things I want my daughter to know:
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My brother and sister talking on the set of "Trainwreck" also Lebron James and Chris Rock
Bill Hader hosts SNL tonight!
Thank you Borgata and Bethlehem!! #ronaldmcdonald #laughingguy
Nothin strange about the writer's room on our show
Jan Hooks made me laugh so hard so many times. Very sad.
: I'm performing in a reading for #Collective10 with my company @Collectivenyorg tonight at 9pm!
"Can I ask a question? What is a Roth IRA?" -@amyschumer, on the latest DOUG LOVES MOVIES from NYC…
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Is anyone else on Ashley Magdolene?
Love birds @nikkiglaser #denimondenim
Olive and some bitch @kyledunnigan1 #season3
This is a GD delight: @AnaGasteyer's old-timer booze cruise music video for "One Mint Julep" feat. THE Jon Glaser:…
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#mulaney #930 #fox #youlooknicetoday
Tonight please watch @mulaney on Fox at 930. He is one of the funniest people alive and I'm going to watch the shit out of it!
Thanks Baltimore and Richmond
Thank you Baltimore and Richmond and comfort restaurant! Major love fest!
Comedian @NikkiGlaser nails the scary reason women smile when strange men tell them to
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Sneak peek into the "Inside Amy Schumer" writers room...
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Now that her show’s on Amazon Instant Video, it’s never been easier to get Inside @amyschumer.
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