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Amy Schumer
comedy jokes comedian 780,910 followers
Colbert won the Emmy, but @amyschumer put a vagina on a meerkat, and where I come from that's worth a hundred Emmys. youtu.be/wL9cV0-SuxY
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Chappelle telling me to hang in there
End of summer BBQ at @robertkellylive s. Keith got voted out of the party
Thanks for the pics and music @DJTRAUMA
Ahhh I also performed with @BrodyismeFriend tonight. He is hilarious and the best and follow him.
Watching Chapelle teach Hartford a lesson. Fucking awesome #oddballfestival
1st game back after surfing accident. Upper left thigh ewwwwww #tbt south side represent!
Holy shit, @amyschumer saying "garbage pussy" isn't censored on @ComedyCentral at quarter to noon. That made my afternoon!
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nsfw My favorite scene of the season My sister @kimcaramele wrote it. youtu.be/wL9cV0-SuxY
So @FargoFX is fucking awesome and so is @katewalsh ahhhh!
The speech I made for @GloriaSteinem's 80th birthday youtube.com/watch?v=TlpJeQ… skip from 12:39-17:00 mins Send it to your kids going to school
River wild with #roadmanager who didn't tell me my shirt was buttoned wrong all day #buttonmanager