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Amy Schumer
I get to be on "comedians in cars" this season!
.@kyledunnigan how dare you?! I posted a beautiful photo and fired you in a gentle way #ungrateful pic.twitter.com/MAw2Ivb87h
Don't miss @ConanOBrien tonight! My off screen love interest @ChelseaVPeretti and my on screen love interest Bill Hader are on!
But Amy can you play a flower? Uh, yeah. #tbt #range
Thank you for doing such a great job on stage last night @kyledunnigan1 and thank you for writing on the tv show and thank you for being such a great friend and thank you for letting me lean on you during this car ride when I was tired and thank you for understanding what I'm about to tell you. I do
Thanks for everything tonight everyone ! pic.twitter.com/f3tJeKzEYu
Thanks @thecomedystore and Judd and Roseanne and MS for the show tonight!
New season of #keyandpeele starts at 10:30 on @ComedyCentral watch the hilarious @JordanPeele and @KeeganMKey blow your minds!
#Sisterd4 #heforshe
LA people see me tonight at 10:30 @TheComedyStore with @JuddApatow and other surprise guests to benefit MS tix here hollywood.thecomedystore.com/event.cfm?id=3…
Register to vote w. @HeadCountOrg at bit.ly/rtvamys #CelebrateNVRD big election year y'all!!!
Let's play "Guess the car & comedian." I will acknowledge the first to get both. You must be right to win. Nothing. pic.twitter.com/nu1AhfZOpg
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I got to see "Bright Star" last night. Congrats Edie Brickell and @SteveMartinToGo It's the best musical I've seen in 15 years! #truth
.@TheComedyStore @amyschumer and some surprise guests! Who I need to think of and ask to come and be a surprise!
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Just finished this book by the hilarious @pattonoswalt "silver screen fiend" I loved it. You will too! pic.twitter.com/wpoAKczRym
#roadmanager coming through
.@marknorm oh my God mark that's so sad. If anyone wants to know, mark is great and I did not steal his phone and write that
#tbt questioning authority
I saw @amyschumer at @JFL42 last night and it caused me to have thoughts and shape words about them. exclaim.ca/Reviews/LiveCo…
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Amy Schumer's raunchy humour scores big at JFL42 digitaljournal.com/a-and-e/entert…
Toronto, I love you.
This Wednesday LA people come see me and @JuddApatow at @TheComedyStore to benefit MS (My dad has it!) fix here hollywood.thecomedystore.com/event.cfm?id=3…
It's @EugeneMirman and @iraglass and mwa making a woman give up her daughter so she can sing #gowanusidol pic.twitter.com/u1NwlJr2WT
Also. Thank you for having me @eugenemirman and great job @iraglass making that girl give up her daughter
Toronto here I come. Here is last night with @TaranKillam and Kevin Corrigan and a picture of me behind me pic.twitter.com/XGWZ5fQFyQ
Kevin, Taran and a picture of me behind me #unionhall #redwine
Oh my God! Is everyone safe. Jermaine call me. I just need to hear your voice. @jermainedupri
I got : Chelsea Handler! Which Female Comedian Are You Most Like? playbuzz.com/jonb10/which-f… via @play_buzz
Opening night of @bridgeteverett "Rock Bottom" see her! Bridgeteverett.net with @mugsykane
Happy birthday @marknormand no one cares. Especially not #roadmanager
I mean @klorane !! Thank you!
Thank you @kloraneusa for the eye pads. I can drink like a fish and still look human because of you and @PaulasChoice pic.twitter.com/HGDt4VrLu6
Congrats to my girl @bridgeteverett for this killer @nytimes review. Go see her show NYC nyti.ms/1r2lPw4
I want to really recommend @GreerBarnes1 hilarious album! Get bit here itunes.apple.com/us/album/see-w…