Going to reply to loads of comments in the morning! ^_^ youtube.com/watch?v=_jXFIN…
(I don't know why I searched for rhino penis ;_;) zzzz
i once searched 'intense angry goose' followed by 'lettuce wedding dress'
Hai guys! New Video :D :D youtube.com/watch?v=_jXFIN…
My Google Search History! (>^__^)> Retweet for a <3
EXPORTING MY NEW VIDEO ^__^
Do you want to hang my face from your Christmas tree?! stuff-from-people.myshopify.com/products/amazi…
NOW YOU CAN
EDITING DAY! i'll be sat in this chair for 6 hours so i'll see you on the other side :D i have hot chocolate + xmas music so all's good
Final Destination moment: mirror fell off wall,rebounded into bedside table which knocked over glass of water directly into plug socket! YAY
Just finished filming my new vid :D now off to the Radio1 xmas party! woop
Hahaa Phil Lester is trending?! and I just saw why. *goes bright red and shuffles out of the room*
your signed poster arrived at my house today!! i love it
Awkwardly told hairdresser to 'have a Christmas time' instead of 'have a great Christmas.' .__.
Kind of tempted to cut my own hair so i don't have to leave the house
COMPLETED RAYMAN!! :D now i have my life back I'll film a new video tomorrow!
Shoutout to the awesome designers for our new shop :D Poster: @doctawan jedwithcereal.deviantart.com
& the shirt: @iZelduh zel-duh.deviantart.com
Can't wait to get my hair cut tomorrow. I have an entire sheepdog on my head right now
The rest of the world can go here ^_^ districtlines.com/danandphil
Something for your xmas list!! The Dan and Phil UK/EU shop is open! With ltd edition SIGNED posters and shirts :D danandphilshop.com
Just got a piece of frosted wheat cereal that was entirely frost and no wheat. This is a good start to the day.
Woop fun radio show tonight! Thanks for all the tweets and tumbls ^___^^
IT IS RADIO TIME! Come listen and watch at bbc.co.uk/radio1
with me and @danisnotonfire
Accidentally putting in a contact lens inside out is probably worse than childbirth
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I'm live right now :D! COME HANG OUT!! younow.com/!/shows2/amazi…
LIVE SHOW IN T-MINUS 1 HOUR! (the T stands for turtle)
Someone hide my ps3 controller plz! I'm still in my pyjamas
THE WINNER WAS.. @danlhowell
! enjoy the cake! Also thanks to @Sav_Hayes
for the bonus header ^__^ I favourited some of my favourite ones!!
hahaaa i love you guys. These icons are so good! Going to look through them all now
PHIL USE THIS ONE I TREID RLLY HARD LOL 1!1!1!!!! pic.twitter.com/WUHuDz9bJO
Can someone plz make me a festive display pic? I'll repay you with digital christmas cake
There are dolphins in the River Thames today! :o might go dolphin spotting
Putting up the Christmas tree (^-^) (also known as the Rave tree)
The windows are open as the fake snow smells like a skunk died on the window
It looks like someone did a huge sneeze
It's a Christmas miracle! pic.twitter.com/KQTlkeRq5L
Just tried spraying all the lounge windows with fake snow. It doesn't look how I pictured it in my head >_< I just wanted to make it snowww
I'd try to fix them but i'd probably cause another great fire of London
All our lights exploded again! Hoping they'll magically fix themselves so I don't have to make awkward conversation with an electrician
Just seen a snow. Might have been polystyrene; I'm no meteorologist.
2am. can't sleep. Switch on TV. First thing I see.. A TOENAIL OPERATION ._.
Just yawned so hard I inhaled the entire universe. Welcome to my stomach
Oops I forgot to audition for Star Wars. I'd have just outshined everyone with my lightsaber skills anyway and it would have been unfair.
Oops addicted to Rayman origins again!
In a never ending post office queue and I need to pee so bad. Send help
The Walking Dead mid-season finale was soo good o______o asdfgdff
Also Canadians of course.. and Australians.. and werewolves. I don't discriminate
US peeps: You get a free gift-card if you order from the AmazingPhil store today! districtlines.com/Amazing-Phil
get them in time for xmas :D
I really want to roast marshmallows but it's probably a bad idea on my gas fire