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Working with Ray Manzarek was one of the biggest thrills of my life. Thought it might be a good time to share this: bit.ly/12qhWDa
Oh man. So terribly sad. We lost a great one. #RIPRayManzarek
GQ magazine captures a candid moment of me hanging out with @thelonelyisland in their new comedy issue: twitpic.com/crznj6
For the Modern Family series finale, are the characters going to watch the documentary they've been shooting this whole time too?
To this day, I am incapable of eating fava beans without doing a bad Hannibal Lecter impression first.
What’s the Sexiest Part of Your Body? You Might Be Surprised - It’s Your Genitalia! #ThisMonthInCosmo
Wanna hear what I REALLY think about @SteveMartinToGo? bit.ly/16icGrL
Mark your calendars – I will be doing my first official Reddit IAmA on June 27 at 5:00 PM EST!
Thrilled to be in the GQ Comedy Issue with my pals @thelonelyisland! twitpic.com/cql9h0
My new kids book is finally coming out next month! Please feel free to pre-order it, if you're so inclined: amzn.to/TPOCAm
Hold down voice button & say "Play Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic". Model S can play almost any song via Internet.
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Whenever I see a guy with a really huge penis, I always yell, “Sorry about your car!”
Make sure to have “BRB” inscribed at the bottom of your tombstone. #PuttingTheFunBackInFuneral
Yes!! FINALLY I get billed above the Swine Festival! bit.ly/18rGy3g
That "Complimentary Valet Parking" sign was kinda misleading. They charged me $10 - but DID say "Nice car!"
Celebrating Cinco de Mayo the traditional way (eating 5 jars of mayonnaise).
Back in the studio this month recording 3 new songs for my next album! twitpic.com/cnyqmk
Whoa. Just found out about the "Citizen Kane" curse. Turns out virtually everyone involved with that movie is now DEAD. #Spooky
Looks like I'm performing opposite @rkelly and @BillyIdol at @Bonnaroo. Maybe we should just form a supergroup instead?
To all my old high school teachers who said I’d never be a guitar-playing Klingon: You were SO WRONG. bit.ly/Yk2Hig
If you'd like to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at this airport phone booth: (206)248-9173.
Had some trouble coming back over the Canadian border - 3 of my band members tested positive for poutine.
Looks like Canada Customs accidentally left one of their drug detection dogs on our bus. Welcome to the tour, Sniffy!
Roof covered with solar panels? Check. Brand new Tesla in garage? Check. Insufferably smug? Checkity check!
Got my choices narrowed down for a new phone cover but... so hard to decide! twitpic.com/cjt8t9
I’m starting to suspect that my new bus driver is the “old looper” version of @ericstonestreet. #CloseTheLoopEric twitpic.com/cjllhn
My friend @paulscheer and I both decided to get new haircuts. twitpic.com/cje81a
So excited - I'm one of the first people to try out the new Google glasses! twitpic.com/cj4035
Are you ready for your Mystery Date? bit.ly/153pl03
Please help so the Dr. Demento documentary can get made! kickstarter.com/projects/smogb…
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.@pattonoswalt I WOULD do "Accidental Nazi" but I'm not sure I could get Mel Brooks to do the rapping part.
If you only watch one show about cupcakes this year, make it tonight's Weird Al-themed episode of Cupcake Wars on the Food Network.
At an airport phone booth - if you'd like to chat, for the next 30 minutes I'll be at (808)871-9398!
I'm not allowed to give any details, but yesterday I did some stuff... with some guys... for a thing! It'll be out in the future!
Didn't you hear? This week's pod features singing by @NathanFillion @Busyphilipps25 @alyankovic & ALL the WJ Players! bit.ly/hpFIBv
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Wow, some people REALLY can't take a joke. bit.ly/14EDZKZ
LESSON LEARNED: Never park your rental car under an avocado tree. twitpic.com/cgg9pz
On this most sacred of holidays, let the pity of Mr. T wash over you like a waterfall on a warm summer’s day.
I'd like to wish all my confused Jewish friends dyeing Easter eggs today a Happy PAASover.
Good idea. I mean, how much do we REALLY know about Barbara and Marvin Davis?? twitpic.com/ccotjr
If I order a pizza to be delivered, common civility dictates that sooner or later I will need to PUT ON MY PANTS. #quandry