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Al Yankovic

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"Hey, this'll just wash off, right? Right?" twitpic.com/cxwu3n
You spelled "weird" wrong, but thanks, CNN! twitpic.com/cxmzfm
Wheee, on our way to Bonnaroo! Please tell me I’m not the ONLY one who’s going to be performing naked.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Other times, not so much. #FirstDraftAdCampaigns
Had a physical - the doctor told me my skull was cracking. Don't worry, I'm pretty sure he meant that in the British sense.
Comedians! Remember to put “JK” or “LOL” at the end of all your tweets so people will know you’re not really serious!! #TwitterTips
How “Dog Eat Dog” proves “Weird Al” Yankovic is a one-man Gateway To Geekery avc.lu/11HY94n
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My wife thinks I'm being too "thrifty" but really... who uses a Q-tip just ONCE? #NSA #Bieber
"Um, actually I prefer 'the Sex Worker of Babylon'" #PCBookOfRevelation
I know @thelonelyisland is too painfully shy to mention this themselves, so allow me... The Wack Album is out NOW!
I just threw up in somebody else's mouth a little bit. #HotNewCatchphrase
You are correct, sir! Of "They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!" fame! AKA Jerry Samuels. RT @minnick27 Napoleon XIV
Hanging out with one of my childhood musical heroes. I’ll RT the first person who can identify him: twitpic.com/cwc1zw
Is this the end... of Weird Al??? (SPOILER: No, probably not.) bit.ly/18SgzBl
Here’s the trailer for my new children’s book: bit.ly/11uXIdy
Nice rock 'n' roll refrigerator backstage! twitpic.com/cvgtre
Just checking - you do know what "permanent" means, right? twitpic.com/cv8uu3
Found on the wall in a Cracker Barrel restaurant. Looks vaguely familiar... twitpic.com/cv3rok
It's not really a proper merry-go-round unless there's a dung beetle on it. twitpic.com/cuz4ja
"Okay, M. Night, we're going to give you just a few dozen more chances, and then seriously, THAT'S IT." -- Hollywood
Proof the universe knows what is good: @thelonelyisland and @alyankovic did a photo shoot together gq.com/entertainment/…
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Behind the scenes at the #GQ shoot with me and @thelonelyisland: bit.ly/18CIQOM
Special guest @alyankovic joins me and @kumailn in an important message about dryer safety. vine.co/v/bY1LY06glZw
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Hey, Minneapolis, Houston, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Raleigh and Los Angeles! Look: bit.ly/1azFLLU
I can’t believe they completely overlooked this seminal historical moment in #BehindtheCandelabra. bit.ly/13WU1OJ
"I don't even OWN a churn." -- Amish hipster
Okay, it's been long enough. I think we're all ready for a Shirley Temple comeback.
In case you were watching my live YouTube performance, yes, they stopped the track in the middle of the song so I had to bail. Sorry!
All I can think is, how has this movie NOT BEEN MADE BEFORE NOW. twitpic.com/cswxw4
The great and powerful @amandapalmer just recorded some amazing vocal tracks for my new album! twitpic.com/csorwj
Working with Ray Manzarek was one of the biggest thrills of my life. Thought it might be a good time to share this: bit.ly/12qhWDa
Oh man. So terribly sad. We lost a great one. #RIPRayManzarek
GQ magazine captures a candid moment of me hanging out with @thelonelyisland in their new comedy issue: twitpic.com/crznj6
For the Modern Family series finale, are the characters going to watch the documentary they've been shooting this whole time too?
To this day, I am incapable of eating fava beans without doing a bad Hannibal Lecter impression first.
What’s the Sexiest Part of Your Body? You Might Be Surprised - It’s Your Genitalia! #ThisMonthInCosmo
Wanna hear what I REALLY think about @SteveMartinToGo? bit.ly/16icGrL
Mark your calendars – I will be doing my first official Reddit IAmA on June 27 at 5:00 PM EST!
Thrilled to be in the GQ Comedy Issue with my pals @thelonelyisland! twitpic.com/cql9h0
My new kids book is finally coming out next month! Please feel free to pre-order it, if you're so inclined: amzn.to/TPOCAm
Hold down voice button & say "Play Amish Paradise by Weird Al Yankovic". Model S can play almost any song via Internet.
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