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Alex #Orkaite
Game improvers take note. The CTi more forgiving than your other half & a fraction of the price. #Orkaites
Bought a CD of the ice cream van music. Driving around later to see the disappointment on be their faces will be worth it.
Time to get muddy. Game face.
Crystal Palace title contenders.... Mike Ashley realising he's had a brain fart. Again.
Coconuts are bear's eggs. #NotaFact
Karate fight turns into dancing This has made my morning.
Thank god for Facebook, otherwise I'd have to call 348 people to tell them I stubbed my toe or made a bacon sandwich.....
Coolest dog on the planet.
Ahhhhh the patter of tiny feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. It's a joke calm down...
Wales taking it to Ireland. Roll on the RWC
Throwback to the time when FIFA caught 4 men playing for the Iran women's national team. Check out number 10!!
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I hate it when every morning I go to hug someone sexy and I hit the mirror.
Boys haven't got a clue where their going. So best bust out a map.
Without doubt the easiest and most delightful combo set you'll ever hit.
Cheeky visitor for lunch today. Ignores me and watches Disney. Unreal.
Hahaha sun dream team. "John Terry, as useful as a fart in a hot tub" 😂 He makes Per Mertesacker look like Usain Bolt.
Awesome to see @WoburnGC back where it belongs on the European Tour. Awesome!
One reason why I'm no longer allowed to cook. #loveit very funny.
Got to love the British summers and my voice sounds like I'm 14... 😳Z
Monsoon on M6 gridlock 😕
for any keen golfers seriously told they are the best irons although didn't work on my clothes :( xx…
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Arguably the finest forged combo on the market. #Orkaites
Body clocks, ruining what seems a good kip as standard.
King Prawn homemade curry. Call me a genius.
New to golf or improving? #OrkaAwesomeness is available to all levels of golfer! #Orkaites
Want a complete bespoke set right through....? Look no further #Orkaites #OrkaAwesomeness
Educating the delightful @mattmastersgolf on all things #orkaawesomeness #orkaites Porters Park GC lovely venue.
Be quick limited number being made. To reserve one simply DM me. #orkaites #orkaawesomeness single strap pencil bag.
I've said it once and I'll say it again there is only one person in golf funnier than I. You @Liambondgolf are that man. Much love.
Laughing my ass off, at a speed awareness course, over hearing a 75 yr old women talking. She was doing 93mph 😂😂 poor micra.
FYI August 27th at 12:30am Mars (the planet) will be visible. Next time will be something like 2088.
Sleep. Totally overrated.
Go to ikea, hide in a wardrobe and when someone opens its yell "for NARNIA..." Endless hours of fun.
Third place in the U.S Kids British Championships to qualify for European & World Championships next season ⛳️❤️
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It's always nice to meet #orkaites and brand fans, without them we are nothing. Absolutely pleasure @martyns1975 have a cracking weekend.

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