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Albert Brooks
film movies author 558,482 followers
Kia seems to be employing dead people.
Rupert Murdoch offers 80 billion for Time Warner. Plus an extra $45 a month for high speed internet.
Don't know who to cheer for in the World Cup finals. I guess Germany only because Argentina makes a lousy car.
World Cup finals!!!! Just think, if Adolph Eichmann were alive he wouldn't know who to root for.
I'm confused. I paid Liev Schreiber to tell those stories. RT @jimmyfallon: .@AlbertBrooks well...?
I'll be the judge of that RT @jimmyfallon: Fun @AlbertBrooks story told by Rob Reiner on show tonight. #FallonTonight
LeBron returns to Cleveland. Cleveland says "Great. Now can we go to Miami?"
Germany vs. Argentina in the World Cup Final. If Germany loses they can at least go there.
Without tooting my own horn this was CRIMINALLY underrated. Thank you.
Just going to Hobby Lobby is contraception enough.
There are so many people on Twitter now that are offended by everything so to save time, fuck you.
Soccer has to be the only sport where fans are ecstatic when the team loses.
Even though I don't even know how soccer is played I have World Cup Fever.
The Washington Lobbyists RT @jaketapper: The Washington Buck-passers
Here's the link. Just watch this and then punch yourself in the face.
We need someone in Iraq who can control the insurgency, stand up to Iran, allow us to fly over...oh right, we killed that guy.
Back to Iraq. That was quick.
Redskins owner loses trademark protection but is still defiant. Says, "you'll have to Sioux me"
A great excuse if you need it.
I wish I loved hockey because it looks so damn exciting.
When can we officially say that going into Iraq was the worst idea the country has ever had?
Rumor: California Chrome drinking heavily today. Upset he had to wear that nose thing.
California Chrome owner is bitter and says "It's not fair to these horses." The horses say "This is the least of our problems"
Wanted to officially welcome @CIA to twitter. Please don't follow me.