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Alan Ritchson
actor 153,975 followers
Come along for the ride as @EnormousFriends goes international!!!…
Looks like today is the day I finish my 5000 vines! Been doing this for hrs everyday for months I'm so happy and never vining again! #BMS
Big brother forcing updates down my throat every five and a half seconds making me want to throw my GD phone at the statue of liberty.
Yes, i think thats it! RT @Cerridwen7: @alanritchson The moral of the story is: Unless you want to be a bear's bitch, eat pizza.
I don't want to eat you!? Get over here and let me hit that healthy bear hiney and I be like no bear! eat me! This is all cuz my healthydiet
And then that bear would be like yo, you the bear with that amazing healthy bear doo doo? And I be like don't eat me bear, he be like eat u?
That bear would def try and hunt me down and wouldn't care that I looked like a bear wearing a human skinsuit it prob turn that bear on more
That bear would prob think I was a big healthy bear too, nibblin on berries and plants all day, it would prob love the smell of my bear doo
Changed my diet completely now if I crapped in the woods a bear would straight up think it was another bear freaking seeds n leaves everywhr
U better not Le touch that poster or I'll Le kill you Rob! RT @robramsay77: @alanritchson you're such a Le Rebelle
In case ur face was in a mojito and u missed it, check out the latest from #WeddingRinger @WeddingRinger…
Check out the latest trailer to my next movie @WeddingRinger! This one's going to be huge! #WeddingRinger…
Um, @HistoricalPics this would be so useful in LA.
Win this signed #TMNT game to support the Young Life organization.
You can help support this great charity called Young Life by bidding on my signed #TMNT nintendo game!
Great article on BMS The Movie and my marriage to @iamromanski…
Pretty sure everyone knows that, son. RT @IamAirStooped: I hate to rueen it for u ideeots but rassling is FAKE!!!!!! HHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH
Zooey and I, together at last on your TV's, October 7th on Fox. Promise you'll watch! SHAKE ON IT!…
Sneak peak of my tiny problem on @NewGirlonFOX!! Includes some pics of the lovely @ZooeyDeschanel and muah...…
Yes! RT @millzdaddy64: Oh my literal God, enormous friends is one of the funniest things on youtube 😂😂@robramsay77y@alanritchsonson
Aaaathankyouverymuch! RT @miketroy85: @EnormousFriends that was the best mimed mojito creation ever attempted. @alanritchson @robdelaney
All in all it was a great day! And I'm finally married to @iamromanski like I always hoped! Look how…
We always get so nervous around each other in public. But that's why we love each other so much!…
He always giggles when I eat the sand. So I did! @iamromanski
You sloots better watch me and my @EnormousFriends @robramsay77 answer your freaking questions!
BRAND NEW EPISODE. Watch @alanritchson and @robramsay77 pick back up with your social media questions…
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U did such a great job! RT @NinaZivkovic: .@alanritchson They look amazing!!! Ah! So excited to see them printed!!!…
Just a few posters awaiting our signature... What's that? Oh, the other pallet is in the other room.…
Evolution of music sales: 1. Pay a lot 2. Pay a little 3. Pay anything 4. OK fine, just pay once a month 5. Fuck you, now you own a U2 album
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New rule: The Grammar Police @_grammar_ should have to read every single @IamAirStooped tweet out loud before they arrest me again.
Me too. Hahahaha RT @Sturgeon_Joseph: I wish I had a friend like Thad. @alanritchson @robramsay77
I'm gonna stab you! Is there a link to that!? There's probs gonna be! RT @RobSchrab: @alanritchson is there a link to that?
Jumped on the grenade in this @funnyordie short. Funny or die!!!!?…
This episode should of been called "Enormous BLOOD!!!!" Enormous Friends - Episode 9:
BRAND NEW EPISODE OF ENORMOUS FRIENDS!!! Watch @alanritchson and @robramsay77 answer your social media questions.…
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Me: where the heck did quinoa come from? @alanritchson : a freaking quinoa tree. (He says these things to shut me up.)
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This is my "I hate myself face." Twenty freaking degrees in Washington and all I bring is this awesome…
Going to scout a possible location w/ @iamromanski and @Eric_Falconer to shoot @BMSTheMovie! If this works out we are a go! Fingers crossed.
Up before the sun playa.
Just watched the documentary Fed Up... What a wake up call! "Congress has defined pizza as a vegetable." Seriously making me rethink life.
@alanritchson he would have to take pain killers because he's gonna have the hugest headache!
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I would like Ray Rice to try and punch me in the face.