Today is the day for decisive action. Or is it?
Money is the root of all evil. Send $9.95 for more information.
I love animals. Especially in gravy.
Wear short sleeves; support your right to bare arms!
Love the bio of @ABodger
"A mature, young man" Whoot. Whoot. I like it. Here's his dog blog. ahb4dogcare.info
Odd how people tell about sites that have got them 1,000's followers but only show a hundred or so. Am I missing something?
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us. -Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We ought to be thankful that we have the means to live beyond.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public
We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.
We are not human beings on a spiritual journey. We are spiritual beings on a human journey. - Stephen R Covey
We are all part of the ultimate statistic - ten out of ten people die.
Ways to Relieve Stress. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Warning on a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
Use soft words and hard arguments. -English Proverb
Unless you’re the lead dog, the view never changes.
Under my gruff exterior lies an even gruffer interior.
Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts do.
Two old men in a doctor's surgery. "I'm aching from arthritis" said one. "I'm Basil from Birmingham" said the other.
Two Eskimos in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft & it sank, proving once & for all that you can't have your kayak & heat it
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable.
Treat each day as your last; one day you will be right.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Today's subliminal thought is :-
: Humanity has only scratched the surface of its real potential. ~ #Quote #PeacePilgrim
To forget all your other troubles, try wearing shoes that are a size too small. Cheers, Alan
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Time is just nature's way to keep everything from happening at once.
You can't catch the blessings if you're too busy holding grudges.
Time is a great healer, but a terrible beautician.
I have traveled the world, only to realize that I prefer to be in my own home. Now, if they would only let me back in
Those who agree with us may not be right.
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. ~ Unk
Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy. -Anne Frank
Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before. (?)
They say you can't take it with you. I can't even afford to go.
They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help." Eddie Izzard
They now have cigarettes with ear plugs for people who don't want to hear why they should quit smoking.
They have just found a new drug that cures penicillin.
These days a man can't afford to make a living
When you're dead, you don't know that you are dead. It's only difficult for others. Same thing when you are stupid..................
There's one good thing about being poor. It's inexpensive.
There's no future in time travel.
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
There is nothing wrong with the average person that a successful psychiatrist can't exaggerate