Asked my mom to start a plastic surgery fund w fam for my bday/xmas present this year. She asked if I want it online or in a jar. 😂😂😋
Chasing my brother around our parents’ house with brutal video of legs breaking via leg press machines that he refuses to see 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently the assumption is I’m American, so it’s okay, but I’m not. Even if I were American, it’s still not okay.
It takes ever fiber in my body to bite my tongue when someone says something derogatory about foreigners in the US, at work much less.
I wonder if some random has Tyson’s school photos and our family Christmas card hanging on his or her fridge, lolol.
I should’ve known better than to use USPS to send a Christmas card to Cambodia.
I haaaate when vendors and @Zocdoc
aren’t in sync. Causes a ton of confusion and wasted time during the work day.
Ohhhhhh, Greys. This old couple. I am sobbing. My heart.
Jackson Avery is too fine. Good lort. 😳
I wanna be petty and follow her (she’s Private) so I can say she looks like a random emoji. “You look like a 🍕” lol 😭😩😂
Lol. ☹️ Do I really look like a chicken?
Yasssss. Will it be available on @hulu
Am I going to be sick forever ? 😭😩☹️
Counting my blessings tonight. God’s been good lately. I’m so thankful.
I just had a great experience with Kandace at @Postmates
. 5 stars!
Why do I even watch 24 Legacy. It’s like torture omggggg. The characters killllllll me 😭😭😩🔫
3. Tyson thinks Maui is hilarioussss.
1. Moana’s grandmother is my hero.
2. That first song that plays when baby Moana gathers shells in the ocean, extra soothing.
It’s disgusting how much I really love Moana. 😩
I’m low key (high key) obsessed with #PrincessKate
. She is absolutely stunning.
Holy shit. I hate my mom’s tax lady. She makes me crazyaileyflvy;.awev.
Just a misdemeanor for child endangerment? Geez. (Felony count for child abandonment at least but still) twitter.com/KTLA/status/84…
Eee! So excited to pick out a set of @oliverslabels
with Tyson! They’re so cute!
Reason no. 81672991 my kid is going places: he’s playing in the bath while asking to be fed beef jerky.
Lol. Guess what this is.
Srs question: what’s the best way to cut a square cake? One that’s visually pleasing as well
Gluten free yet moist?! Success level 10!!!!
Look at how absolutely freaking beeaaauutifully this came out of the pan - ungreased, unfloured! @WiltonCakes
pans are the bestttt!
I can’t wait til hubby comes home. My fevers have yet to go away. I feel like dookiedook.
Thought I’d watch the fights, but baby boy wants to watch Big Hero 6. Ehhh, I ain’t mad.
I wonder if Princess Kate ever loses her shit at her toddler. I wonder if she does it elegantly.
So. I’m sick. But I want to backe. But it’s hot as balls + my temp. Ohhhhh sob. #firstworldprobz
AWW YEAH DAT SUNNY LA IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN
Lol this heading photo choice.
I’ll never forgive you.
Tom facetimed Tyson & me from Yosemite. Baby boy pulled a “Go home, Daddy. Home pls. Cuz i want you pls.” lesufhbiaoujg algjnerag my heart.
Waiting for the plot twist where Reyna wakes up.
Catching up on #Nashville
. Sobbing. Is this real life? @Nashville_ABC
Hubby is gone till Sunday - you know what that mean.. Catch up on This is Us, Greys, Nashville + a shit ton of baking and playing w Ty!!!
I graduated in 2009.. Just took a look at my #studentloan
balance left to pay. HOLY SHIT WHY IS IT STILL SO MUCHawfebcle,jgvailweyfgvaerg
What baking adventures should I embark on this weekend?! I need ideas! What are some of your favorite baked goods?
: Lots of demonstrations of #solidarity
today - Are you doing anything special for it?
Measure M, which would regulate the recreational & medical marijuana industry, was overwhelmingly approved by voters 4.nbcla.com/4qaYV7X