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he is the man of the house twitter.com/jairafarala/stβ¦
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i saw a thread about this bizarre racist dingus tweet, then i looked at the replies to the original and it plays so well as a setup and punchline
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I know these lyrics better than I know how to count to 10 twitter.com/litjams/statusβ¦
Retweeted by Deez π€π Was today a test? Because I feel like it was a test and I didn't even put my name on it....
Do yourself a favor and don't settle for anything that doesn't bring you ultimate happiness
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Man open for a surprise twitter.com/_joseolivarez/β¦
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Somalia has suffered its deadliest single blast. At least 189 people were killed and more than 200 injured by a truck bomb in Mogadishu.
Retweeted by Deez π€π A beautiful woman said hi to me at the store and I panicked and said Merry Christmas.
Retweeted by Deez π€π things I would say ALL THE TIME were I a Mysterious Widow:
-how terribly kind of you
-richard LOVED the water
-i can't, i'm wearing gloves
Retweeted by Deez π€π I have been sitting on my #MeToo contributions all day because dismissing my experiences of harassment as 'not that bad' is second nature
Retweeted by Deez π€π Grandma, I'm about to drop some real knowledge on you #psychologysaysisdumb
My friends don't even respond to me in our group chat. . . twitter.com/shahday_/statuβ¦
Retweeted by Deez π€π If I ask you on a date just say yes. Worse comes to worse you get a free marg and dinner. I know I'm ugly. That's what the margs for
Retweeted by Deez π€π FALLing in love with myself (bc no one else will) ππππππππ
How a corn dog get her pregnant twitter.com/blendeduniversβ¦
Retweeted by Deez π€π my 12 y/o self is jealous of sophie turner bc sheβs marrying joe jonas
my 23 y/o self is jealous of joe jonas bc heβs marrying sophie turner
Retweeted by Deez π€π Please enjoy this very good 1947 postcard I found in an antique shop today.
Retweeted by Deez π€π IT WAS THE 14th OF OCTOBER AND THAT TSHIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER I WAS DRUNK SAID I WAS SOBER AND YOU SAID YEAH RIGHT WE WERE TALKING FOR A MINU
THATS THE POINT OF THE FUCKING BOOK twitter.com/aldotcom/statuβ¦
Retweeted by Deez π€π I'm in a fully committed relationship with myself
Retweeted by Deez π€π Don't you hate it when strangers on flights want you to share your snacks?
Retweeted by Deez π€π yea your booty is nice but how thicc is your love for the environment
Retweeted by Deez π€π The best part of life is that it's always changing and the worst part of life is that it's alllllllways changing.
The day I'm able to come into work in a ball cap and ripped jeans is the day I'll look like I didn't get dressed in the dark.
Terry Crews is 6β3 240lbs and he was scared to speak up about his sexual assault. Now ask yourself why a 5β1 125lbs woman wouldnβt be scared
Retweeted by Deez π€π It's #WorldMentalHealthDay so I want to remind you... you are not crazy, you are not dramatic, you are not stupid, you are not worthless, & most importantly YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Retweeted by Deez π€π βThis is the longest week everβ -me on a Monday night
Retweeted by Deez π€π Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup
Retweeted by Deez π€π 1) This is a former Staff Sergeant and Calvary Scout. He is in Puerto Rico. He's telling you the truth. FEMA and POTUS are lying to us.
Retweeted by Deez π€π Two of the biggest regrets we can have are "chances not taken" and "words not spoken"
Retweeted by Deez π€π Puerto Rico is facing more flooding and still without electricity and here we are, walking out of sporting events taxpayers paid for. Yikes
Retweeted by Deez π€π making someone smile is one of the best feelings in the world
Retweeted by Deez π€π Just told someone on the phone "Have a good evening." ITS NOT EVEN NOOOOOON
as long as you're living and loving, you're doing life right
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