It's hotter in my room than it is outside
I could've taken college courses in high school for free, those same courses today costs $1756 a piece, guess how I'm feeling
Me seeing Usher and Kevin Hart trending then finding out why
Kevin Hart, R. Kelly, and Usher walk into a bar.....
I thought I left my backpack at home I was about to fight myself.
Congrats to those nine people twitter.com/thefader/statu…
Remember when we had a pool in the dorm and only got in trouble for spilling water in the hallway and not for having the pool itself
You didn't proof read this one either 💀 you'll bounce back.twitter.com/evelinacostaa/…
when you think the conversation is going well and they stop replying
At 17 I couldn't afford to pay attention twitter.com/nataliamk8/sta…
They're cussing all up in this movie I'm shook 😂
I had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly 😂
I'm watching antz and he just said bitching.
SHANNON SHARPE ONCE AGAIN WITH THE GROWN MAN BARS.
me: im back on my bullshit lol
narrator: she was, in fact, never off her bullshit in the first place
I wish we wanted the same thing.
"Rock, paper, SZA"
my mom yesterday: do u work tomorrow
my mom today: do u work today
me: yes i already told u
my mom when i'm at work: where are u
My mental state is in shambles but it's fine, I'm fine
A lying ,drunk,lazy, druggie, getting calls, but Kap isn't ? Ppl ,keep telling yourself it's because Kap can't play. Y'all tickle me. twitter.com/profootballtal…
I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
Just now finishing that hw and I don't even know what I did.
We don't need this type of negative energy on our TL twitter.com/vibracy/status…
We went from talking everyday and now we strangers
this is the most accurate tweet ever twitter.com/_sophiamadriga…
what i'm going to look like in the movie theater
She throws the table, blocks the first chair, catches the second, dodges the third, while outnumbered. A real super hero. twitter.com/ugsadkid/statu…
My great grandma is 103 years old now 👵🏽💖
50 days 6 hours and 58 minutes until the first CFS of the year but who's counting??
PSA ya'll need to stop getting mad at ur friends for not supporting ur relationship when ur dating satan and they just want the best for u
I need a friend whobtakes full body pictures of me.
"Broke people be wanting to do the most"
Do yall want me to tell him? twitter.com/jamariigreen/s…
👏🏾DONT 👏🏾 BRING 👏🏾 YO 👏🏾 BAD 👏🏾 ASS 👏🏾 KIDS 👏🏾 TO 👏🏾 THIS 👏🏾 MOVIE 👏🏾 THIS 👏�twitter.com/disney/status/…
War for the Planet of the Apes review: I cried 3 times.
My dad got us at the movies 30mins early I'm not used to this 😂 I stay walking in when the previews have already began.
When in doubt...have your dad take you to the movies.
MY PARENTS' INCOME SHOULDN'T DETERMINE HOW MUCH MONEY I GET FOR SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PAYING FOR MY EDUCATION, MY BROKE ASS IS, FAFSA. twitter.com/dregambiino/st…
Twin boys are literally my dream 😩
Me: Yawning about to go to sleep.
Beyoncé posts Sir Carter and Rumi.
I can smell her breath through the picture.
Can't even watch a movie in peace.