*you swiftly move across the store and pick up a record with interesting cover art*
*me crashing down from the ceiling ductwork *
"COLORED VINYL IS FUN TO LOOK AT BUT THE SOUND QUALITY IS NOT OPTIMAL DUE TO THE EXTRA CHEMICALS NEEDED..."
*you in a record store for first time in a while starting to flip through some vinyl*
*me covered in dust popping up through a crate directly in front of you*
"YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO CHECK OUT 'WOMAN TO WOMAN' ON THIS 1972 JOE COCKER RECORD IT WAS SAMPLED BY 2PAC AND..."
I wish the members of my high school punk band Froot Loops and I had a very litigious falling out so when I form a new version of the band I'll be forced to call it something like Jeff Lyons' Froot Loops Experience.