I was in court for stealing 24 cans of lager.
I lost my case.
I think women who think size doesn’t matter are shallow. —Stewart Francis
Which book had the greatest impact on me?
It has to be when someone threw How to Win Friends & Influence People at me.
I bought a dog off a blacksmith today. As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door.
I said to my partner, “I’m thinking about becoming a comedy writer.”
She said, “Don’t get any funny ideas.”