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Tom Robison

"The Equifax executives who let my data be stolen will probably suffer fewer consequences than I will for an overdue library book." @nytimes
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Certainty is absurd. Hubris is foolish. Humility is wisdom. Always observe, always learn. A lesson of #kaizen and #devops
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“We’re a data-driven organization” No, be a data-informed organization. Well-informed people, not data, should be making your decisions.
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when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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last century people fought for a 40-hour work week and a living wage. how's 24/7 on-call duty treating you, enlightened tech worker?
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Do you think Bill Snyder goes on the field for a #KState injury and tells the player "I'm almost 80 and had cancer 6 months ago. Get up."
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Ha! From @MircoHering: “No one has ever restructured themselves out of a problem.” (From one of his clients).
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"Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else." - Eagleson's Law
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"Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight." - Bill Gates
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If you long for rigor & correctness & clarity, you're gonna hate software.
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OH: the problem with container startups is that they don't fucking know how to run things in containers
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Lately my days rotate between "People are amazing I'm so lucky" & "Trust no one people are awful"
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"Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the PCI compliance."
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Cat Fact: From a stand still a domestic cat can jump 5 times the length of its body. Such power, such grace. #Awesome
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This just instantly made today better...
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Containers do not absolve you from learning how the thing in the container actually works.
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The Five Nines Is it resilient? Nein. Is it available? Nein. Is it scalable? Nein. Is it reliable? Nein. Does it work? Nein.
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Unbelievable. He actually did bring the Middle East together.
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Gio Gonzalez lowered ERA to 2.49 tonight, leapfrogging Chris Sale for 3rd best in MLB. Only Clayton Kershaw and Max Scherzer ahead of him.
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┓┏┓┏┓┃ ┛┗┛┗┛┃\○/ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ / STOP ┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ) ┓┏┓┏┓┃ DEPLOYING ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ UNTESTED ┛┗┛┗┛┃ ┓┏┓┏┓┃ CODE ┃┃┃┃┃┃
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Business intelligence, typically isn't.
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There's only one really hard problem to solve in Computer Science. Cache invalidation and off-by-one errors.
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junior engineers ship features. senior engineers kill features.
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If you think engineering is "just writing code" then you are, unfortunately, still junior and not ready for the hard collaborative problems.
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OH: "Containers won't fix your garbage software."
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We think awful code is written by awful devs. But in reality, it's written by reasonable devs in awful circumstances.
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when you have to work with legacy code
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One of our users mapped each US county with the closest #CoachesPoll Top 25 team.
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Apple has a cash balance of $261.5 billion. That's enough to buy every single team in the NFL, NBA, NHL and MLB.
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If this gets 1000 retweets we get to road trip to D.C. to see my favorite player @AdamSpankyEaton and the nationals!! Help ya girl out 🙏🏻DRp
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Max Scherzer gave up 5 ER in 4 IP in his first MLB start. Glad Twitter was still in its infancy then, lest he have been sentenced to death.
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Erick Fedde and Bryce Harper were high school classmates, both are 24. Fedde makes MLB debut today. Harper plays 750th MLB game.
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good news: it's sysadmin day. bad news, you're still a sysadmin.
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If a dev shop agrees to a fixed bid project and says they are "agile", they sit on a throne of lies. #agile #scrum #tech-startup
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I'm no geologist but this is quite an interesting Rock formation.
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Don't succumb to a false sense of security of containers. #Container escape to #rootshell of the host via #dirtycow bit.ly/2eeWPzD
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Eight National League players are batting over .300 with 60-plus RBI. Four of them are on the Nats (Harper, Murphy, Rendon, Zimmerman).
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