🚨🚨hurricane party lets go wear something white and tight 🚨🚨
Just heard a transformer blow 👀👀
Picture of the crowd at the NPSL "US 4th Div" final, and people still say promotion/relegation won't work in USA.
Can never sleep when I gotta open
Ronda Rousey responds to Floyd Mayweather: "$300 million is nice, but call me when you can read Cat in the Hat from cover to cover."
My very serious public apology to the fine folks that removed my wisdom teeth this morning:
Lowest ERA thru 108 games (divisional era)
1972 Orioles: 2.47
1981 Astros: 2.62
2015 Cardinals: 2.63
1972 Athletics: 2.63
wants you to remember from tonight. #GOPDebate
Seemed like they tried to silence Rand like they did to Ron...
Notice how Fox gave loaded questions to Rand and Trump? The two candidates farthest away from the standard GOP candidate. Coincidence?
Trump gives no fucks, bows to no cuckservative.
I like how @RandPaul
went right for it
Oh my god Donald trump 😂😂😂
Amari Cooper's footwork 😳vine.co/v/eH6bYKta1WU
Get on break anD ARSENAL IS BEATING CHELSEA
Ronda Rousey is such a badass: mmafighting.com/2015/8/2/90861…
Love closing then opening the next day 😀
Crazy Stat of the Day: Ronda Rousey's last 3 fights have lasted 64 seconds.
Me when I woke up this morning
In five years you think we'll look back at Florida State's football team and see an equal balance of Pros and Cons?
Which school has the better gameday experience?
RT for #Mizzou
FAV for #Arkansas
Groupme- a blessing and cursing on your battery life in reality
🚨🚨🚨 please retweet this so we can bring them both home safely! Samantha Hipps is on left, Shaina Pace is on right!CKb
Does drake have a ghostwriter? Will Meek release a diss worth listenin? Who pissed on Safaree? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
You can jump over anything as long as you say parkour
if i die i want everyone to come to my funeral
girls free until 10pm
drinks on me
9 year olds be on Beyond Scared Straight smoke and are in gangs, etc. When I was 9 I was thinking of a master plan to sneak food in my room
I'm running out of things to throw across the room, @Cardinals
There are impressive catches, and then there's this absurdly gigantic 1,368-pound blue marlin: es.pn/1DdWbOh
What do you think of Tottenham?
Still not sure how Spurs don't put in Yedlin in an exhibition game
BREAKING: An actual color photo from this year of a Cardinals player scoring a run. Rare find.
Surreal scene. Mets trade Wilmer Flores but leave him in game. Flores then cries on field while playing.
Trigger fingers turn to Twitter fingers
Meek just got bodied by a singing nigga 😐
Waiting for Meek Mill to reply like
, that’s just rude.
• Tom Brady suspension upheld
• Le’Veon Bell suspension reduced
• Royals trade for Ben Zobrist
• Mexico fires Miguel Herrera
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dear customers, if u think ur clever joke was funny think again bcuz i've probably heard it 30 times today
I found your campaign headquarters, @HillaryClinton