finally i can sleep at night knowing these avocado dealers are locked up twitter.com/6abc/status/87…
me: damn I look good!
mirror: hell yeah
if joe jonas doesnt sing gotta find you at his wedding & change the last lyric to ‘finally found you’, he gotta throw the whole wedding away
the best type of ice
"you're so funny"
first of all, im ugly this all i got
Mom: “I brought you in this world & I can take you out”
First of all I’m ready to leave so.
me: can someone cover my shift
Me: Wow I love how happy this time of year makes m-
IM SO EXCITED
We've been playing 'em wrong this entire time.
me as a parent
how i'm tryna be with bae
boys need to work on keeping their Instagram up to date with good pics. I can't show my mom some pic of a fish you caught 120 weeks ago
can parents just accept the fact that school is harder now than it used to be back then ?????
do u ever start ur period and think "well that explains a lot"
"I'm not trying to eat you I'm trying to help you!"
Me, talking to someone literally one (1) year younger than me.
My momma always ask “How is ______ doing?” Like girl I don’t talk to these people no more
When you open a message just to get rid of the notification
a visual representation of what goes on in my brain
1% last forever until you click on Snapchat
hooman. let me play you the song of my people.
Them: I swear I never meant to hurt you..
omg look at this cat sitting up like a human watching tv
oh boy oh boy oh boy!
OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE 😭�05
when you open up to someone but end up getting your feelings hurt
this coffee... 😫Q
A little something to take the edge off
"Don't be so hard on yourself" Me:
my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
when u see bae all dressed up and lookin good af
when I'm petty tweeting and someone asks me who it's about
When people have "I probably don't like you" in their bio
me looking at assignments I had weeks to do that are due monday
when you're so done and fed up with life
I'M DEAD 😂�Q4
they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
my life has been a mix of these two pictures lately
laffy taffy hittin you with that deep shit
"She said she wanted to be Moana but ..😂"u
when your mom is yelling at your brother and you know you're next
when my mom says “I’m leaving” twitter.com/Dory/status/91…
me as a parent
when a waiter asks, "How's the food?"