*Trump’s adult sons*
*Children brought to America*
GOP: Not children
Johnny Depp on Tim Burton
Please stop what you are doing for 13 seconds and watch this:
This is important
Cathay Williams: born a slave, she dressed as a man so she could serve in the US Army during the Civil War.
There's your new statue.
There is no longer any distinction between Nicolas Cage's movies and Nicolas Cage's life.
you can't break up with us after we broke up with you LMFAO twitter.com/sopandeb/statu…
racists: slavery was 400 YRS ago, get over it!
us: cool lets get rid of these reminders
racists: NO STOP YOURE ERASING HISTORY
has a blunt message for Nazis.
Trumps thoughts on:
Obama - disaster
Paris - shithole
White House - dump
Boy Scouts - liars
Neo-Nazi rally - many sides to issue
The new KKK uniform sucks
Who took this photo? Should be nominated for a Pulitzer. A black police officer protecting a group of men who wish him harm. Incredible.
fros are back. everyone's obsessed with flowers. popular music is psychedelic/funk influenced. nuclear war is imminent. it's the 70s
When you're trying to read the first part of a message without opening it
Spider-Man more like Peter Parkour
Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
No matter what JOKE I crack there's always that ONE person taking it dead seriously. Christ. How everyone else get the joke but you?
Ew this new twitter update needs to take a seat 👎
Comey: He's guilty
Democrats: He's guilty
Trump: I'm guilty
Republicans: We may never get to the bottom of this
"Hey can I borrow your homework?"
"yeah, just change it a little so they can't tell you copied"
Now more than ever we need a special prosecutor to determine whether there was collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia.
Powerful video from @Shareblue
: This is how dictatorships start.
Stop letting idiots ruin your day
Employees fired by Trump:
Employees investigating Trump:
The whole room when Kendrick takes over
Republicans: "Why didn't she report her assault?"
Also Republicans: "Sexual assault is a pre-existing condition you can be denied care for."
I feel like America keeps getting fouled and the refs aren't calling it.
I got straight A's in History. Was always interesting and alive to me. Kids, PLEASE pay attention in Hist. Class. Our @POTUS
DID NOT. #sad
Chance really plays Rock, Papers, Scissors with his fans on tour haha. That's awesome.
Evidence that Humans are smarter than Cats: We don’t chase Laser dots on the carpet. We’re not afraid of Vacuum Cleaners.
Stay lowkey and mind your own business
Alternate universe where Scooby Doo is voiced by Nick Offerman in his normal speaking voice.
6. This never fails to make me laugh vine.co/v/e7p2tluBFQq
You have to be patient when you're in the process of creating your reality. Rushing things makes you doubt yourself. Just relax and believe
There is absolutely nothing in the world that could ever be more fantastic than having @TatumJS
for a cc:
I defied gravity last night.
Unpopular opinion: Beauty and the Beast isn't the best Disney movie. Not even close.
Me: *getting ready for a date*
Me: *starts doing vocal warm-ups*
Me: ...wait. Oh.
Just because you are offended, it doesn't mean you are right. :)
Opera singer: "I am a firm believer in the scientific method"
Opera singer with a cold: *burning sage and rubbing themselves w crystals*
If you don't have any shadows, you're not standing in the spotlight. -@ladygaga
and also @DodgerNCo
I'm starting to think the biggest key to making great art is ignoring 98.8% of the things people say you should care about
you're bad and boujee i'm sad and "who she?"
You know you're winning when you're happy for no reason. When you don't attach your happiness to anything or anyone, you become free.
Concert April 8. Johnson City. ONE NIGHT ONLY. Retweet and share 👍P
I have the best friends.
: "That was the night I decided that sexuality is fluid and so were her hips."