Happy Pride Month!! You are more gay than you realize.
they're really just giving these checkmarks to anybody nowadays
Had to get new glasses! you are all fucked.
Apple is just adding whatever tf at this point. When would I ever use this mid-2000s Dreamworks CGI troll? What emotion does he convey? Bro literally hails from distant lands
They were so happy to see me on their stupid island (ape above us)
Shit I guess there’s a reason he’s not named Won’t Smith
Got stuck in a time loop - will be back in a minute
ok Twitter let’s do this
Salty snacks >>>>>> Sugary snacks and it’s not even fucking close
*hungrily tips hat* m’eat
POV: you have switched your car into reverse
Mark Zuckerberg has renamed his employees to 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀.
If this starts a trend we can also have:
Amazon Prime: 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀
Who the fuck made Wordle angry.
everyone gangsta until they girl go
NFT pfps are awesome because now I know who to Never Fucking Talk to