I laughed way too hard at this 😂�Oy
At the end of each RAIN is not a rainbow but an N. and at the end of a RAINBOW is not a pot of gold but the letter W.
He that takes medicine and neglects diet, wastes the skill of the physician. -Chinese Proverb
"When someone is trying to change their ways, the worst thing you can do is keep bringing up the past."
If ALONE and MISERABLE were fan clubs, who do you think got more letters?
You can't tell people to go and blame them for leaving.
My girlfriend is like my Ferrari. I don't have one.
Today is National Girlfriend's Day...
... And that is just sad.
"If you're going to be weird, be confident about it."
Rain pours the moment you remove that jacket and put away your umbrella.
Ang gamot Sa taong nakakalimot ay BATOK.
Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe.
Learn to adapt or give up.
Yung eksenang nasa Operating Room ka tapos ang palabas sa tv ay Final Destination.
"You are never really alone, you have a lifetime of regrets to keep you company."
Who else loves the smell of fart in the morning?
Don't compare your life with others. Kanya kanyang leche yan...
The new definition of brutal. Spoon to the eyeball. #FearTheWalkingDead
Tried to keep our colours.
But it's hard to draw emotions in troubled minds.
You are not a leader until you have lost and you have faced up to your failure.
Blew My Mind Cost Of Goods Sold 😁
This blew my mind
My Favorite Show is back! #SwampPeople
“Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.” - Hannibal Lecter
Retweet if you see an Imperial Walker
Time has made you weak, slow, irrelevant. #SoTrue
The sun goes down and it comes back up
The world it turns no matter what
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh oh, if it all goes wrong
Darling, just hold on
Bat ba kung sino pa yun matataba sila pa malakas magcomplain ng mainit at masikip?
I've been thinking too much. I've been thinking too much. I've been thinking too much. I've been thinking too much.
I've been thinking too much.
There is no actual reason for the alphabet to be in order.
Norman Bates. Took the cake for Crazy Dude #BatesMotel
But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions. D. H. Lawrence
"I was always happy when I was struggling, because when your life sucks, it just sucks, you don't expect anything else." - Louis C K
Is Peter Quinn dead again????!!! #HomelandSeasonFinale
Try once more Like you did before, Sing a new song...
Pubic hair on top of the sink. #oneoflifesgreatestmysteries
Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.- Peter Griffin
" When life gives you a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and Just Dance."
There are days when you go home unproductive but happy #lazydays
Just want 2 express my disgust w ur globestore @ SMSouthmall.They turn away customers.They'd rather make u go 2 bayad center
It is said that Men were created to put a smile on womens' faces. If all else fails, there's always LULU and LALA. :D
" Which is more important, doing good or not doing wrong? "
Gotta learn when to shut up😷
I'll tell you in another life when we are both 😺😾