Love life the right way and she'll love you right back x2
When he tells you to lose the attitude
i’m gonna make everything around me beautiful and that will be my life
Isn't it weird that you are who you are
me with my friends' problems vs me with my own
High school teacher: “college professors won’t be as laid back as I am”
College professor: “I’m canceling class just because so take the quiz I posted online”
To all you bitches thinking about going back to your ex that cheated on you 30 times, this tweet isn't for you twitter.com/kameronbennett…
the best revenge is no revenge. move on. be happy. find inner peace. flourish.
GIRLS!! STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty!! Fuck! dress slutty all year! you don't need an excuse n you're all hot as shit!!
mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge
Every time I go to the gym I have to put a lifeproof case on my phone bc of the amount of times my phone has flown off the treadmill
Scariest part of Halloweekend is wakin up Sunday in a haze w 5 papers 4 quizzes 3 essays 2 exams & a partridge in a pear tree comin your way
The second I got back to Jersey everyone was going 80 in a 45 and this is why I love Jersey
Real friends bring u shots while ur in the shower without u asking
I just saw a girl walking home w no shoes on, glitter on her face and in launderette me too gf me too
There better b an open bar at my funeral lol
just took a DNA test and I'm 100% that bitch
Me: I want a sugar daddy
Old men: hey
I’m so excited for halloweekend!!!!!fuck!!!!(:
Ok so hear me out.......
Tinder, but for dogs in animal shelters that need adopted.
I was 2 seconds away from a mental breakdown but my professor but a smiley face on my paper and now I’m okay
We don’t deserve dogs...
TJ Maxx cashier: “Did you find everything you were looking for?”
*Me unloading full cart*
First of all, I wasn’t looking for any of this
Happy birthday, @SnoopDogg
! I hope your candles aren't the only things that gets lit.
I've never heard something more accurate twitter.com/marys0phia/sta…
‘be the bigger person’
first of all i’m 5’2
Life is only as good as your mindset
OOOOUUUU halloween edition i’m inlove twitter.com/faddelg7/statu…
i’m pinning this so you can watch it whenever you go to my twitter
IF YOU AINT ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH AS ME, PRAYING FOR ME, INSPIRING ME, SUPPORTING ME, I CANT AFFORD TO HAVE YOU IN MY LIFE. YOU’RE NON EXISTENT TO ME.
I can’t breathe dude looks like a chicken nugget twitter.com/defeat_gop/sta…
Samantha Jones is truly an icon
I just wanna know y y'all thought u were mature in the first place😂
me & chloe: "we need people that are as mature as us"
*as we take fireball shots in the seaside bathroom*
Energy flows where attention goes. Notice what you are paying attention to.
I want a buffalo chicken dip fountain at my wedding
omg look at this cute little doggo trying to skate
the world will be saved by women
Eminem hits Trump at Hip Hop Awards: "All these horrible tragedies... Rather cause a Twitterstorm with the Packers."
I’m the green skeleton
Trump supporters defending their president twitter.com/idlot_teen/sta…
Not having hw to do in college is so terrifying bc either u r forgetting something or ur ab to get fucked by all of ur professors at once(:
Me: *feels a cold breeze outside*
everyday the urge to live alone in the mountains w a big ass king bed that i never hav to leave gets stronger
Lmao I wish I could say it was scripted to tell m kids that but it was all real because we are/were drunk assholes twitter.com/_jesssking/sta…
remember that one time Paris Hilton ended world hunger
look at all these good doggos ready to comfort people twitter.com/jimdalrympleii…