This is college
An actual child(~11) on the tube, reading the Standard property section and then telling his dad you can get a 2/3 bed in Greenwich for 570k
I went to the @BBCR1
live lounge to play some songs. Thanks for having me. Love you. H
But he just said him and Harry never really talked to each other....???? twitter.com/zaynmalik/stat…
I'm not feeling this week at all
All I want in an iPhone is a better battery life and somewhere to plug in the headphones
Hurricane Tip #1: If flooding becomes too severe, use a door as a flotation device. One door can hold two people....Rose.
Fun fact!!! Thunder scares me 😂
Maybe Grey's Anatomy will be filmed in heaven from now on, since that is where all my favorite characters are
This 10 page outline is making me want to explore my transfer options…
News flash... I don't want trump supporters for fans Einstein twitter.com/dakotabiscan/s…
The looks that helped put @Harry_Styles
on the 2017 International Best-Dressed List vntyfr.com/p304DmT
I actually prefer having all my classes on T/Th. How do people do it five days a week???
Does anyone have an RV I could borrow for the school year? I'm currently living in a shoe box 😐☹️
THERE'S A HURRICANE AND A TROPICAL STORM THAT ARE ABOUT HIT AMERICA YOUR TWEETING ABOUT BANNING CHILDREN UR LITERALLY THE FUCKIN ANTI CHRIST twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
Repealing DACA in order to MAGA is a load of CACA.
Donald Trump again shows that no child is too young or vulnerable, no step is too low, and why he is the worst President in modern history. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
Prof: let's go around and say your name, your major and a fun fact about yourself
"Syllabus week" has turned into syllabus 5 min you need this $80 access code now take out a pencil here's your first exam switch your major
If this hurricane isn't enough proof to prove climate change is real, you're a lost cause lmao I give up
This the slowest month ever god damn feels like it ain't ever gonna end we're in august 53rd or something twitter.com/_jessssrn/stat…
This weather makes me want hypothermia
It's gonna be so hot this weekend and these dorms don't have air so I guess I'll be getting a hotel for a few days 😜
As if my week couldn't get any worse, my permanent retainer just broke 🙃
We talked about David Letterman's dog in our Spanish class today for the entire 65 minutes!!!
This semester is gonna be rough ☹️
"i just need to get my shit together"
- me in 2004/2014/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably
If you have to take a foreign language at your college, just transfer.
I miss my old dorm room so much 😭
I wish I knew what that felt like....I know what a 90° dorm room feels like though!!! twitter.com/sincerelytumbl…
Going back to hell tomorrow
"These are saltier than Sammi" -my sister
If anyone has size 3 feet please go and buy yourself these. They're so good I'm considering cutting off some toes. bit.ly/2w57f0W
I can't wait to study abroad
if Meredith Grey can get over Derek Shepherd, you can get over your crappy ex-boyfriend
"Textbook is require for this class"
we gon see
minding your own business will seriously eliminate half the problems in your life I promise
I have a serious shopping issue
Scientist: The eclipse will be just like this...
People: Wow, you were right.
Scientist: Now about climate change
People: Shut up egghead
I would literally rather get punched in the face than tell the class a fun fact about myself or any other ice breaker
Voila! The #Eclipse2017
shadow from @Space_Station
, no words needed // Voilà! L'eclisse vista dalla Stazione Spaziale, non servono parole...
So I looked at the sun...multiple times #SolarEclipse
Some people are the worst at keeping a conversation going smh
Being from California has made diversity such a norm to me,sometimes I forget there's a whole other side of the U.S that thinks differently.
All I do now is drink vodka and listen to @Harry_Styles
But did you know they had a permit tho twitter.com/time/status/89…