did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun? twitter.com/beycapital/sta…
Keep hearing ppl rage about walkers possibly getting rid of prawn cocktail crisps. Fook that am still raging they got rid of these bad bois
I forgot Bradford was in Spain twitter.com/palespanish/st…
They talking all that shit ..BUT 👏🏼THEY 👏🏼ALL👏🏼DIED👏🏼 in their movies ..BITCH IM STILL LIVING AND GETTING CHECKED UP EVERY MONTH BY A PRIEST
rest of the world: fuck racism, stop the kkk, trump is a nazi!!!!!
England: oi nah vote for prawn cocktail crisps x
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."
I can never see that bitch twitter.com/badlassnelly/s…
rt these lucky highlighters to pass the exam (ignore to fail)
If I EVER come across a kid called Annabelle I'm running away and reading ayt ul kursi
"kendall grab your pepsi, we're going to Charlottesville"
I'm popping tho . Haters gon hate twitter.com/itsvoorhees/st…
Your friend is gonna go missing on 8/16/17 @4
when im trying to be nice to a customer and they give me attitude
He did that shit. Guilty as fuck twitter.com/complex/status…
How to smoke a cigarette
He released two seas, meeting side by side Between them is a barrier so neither of them transgresses #Quran
By Chris Brown? 4 minutes, 38 seconds.
By Drake? 6 minutes, 15 seconds. twitter.com/ladruggie/stat…
*A mosque in Minneapolis was bombed in a terrorist attack by far-right extremists. I fixed your headline for you. twitter.com/nydailynews/st…
why does blac chyna look like she's about to call rahul a cheater
Moms replying WhatsApp message
Faryal to Amir Khan when he says she cheated on him with Anthony Joshua
Faryal when Amir says he wants a divorce:
Theres no way AJs fuckin w/ Faryal Makhdoom tho. Ive seen piffer girls doing peoples Mehndi on Green St the night before Eid.
When you find out that there will be a Friday the 13th in October
Honestly what are you supposed to do when people are singing happy birthday to you twitter.com/tiddyjuice/sta…
The richest person to ever walk the face of the earth was a black king By the name of Mansa Musa. Net worth of 400 BILLION. twitter.com/crystal1johnso…
When they hang up and ur music finally start playing again
I'm such a "look at the sky", "look at the sunset" stay in the car to listen to the rest of the song type of person looool
Sand is called sand because it's in between the sea and the land. twitter.com/jillyanais/sta…
"And Allah has sent down rain from the sky and given life thereby to the earth after its lifelessness. Indeed in that are signs..." 30:24
like a melody
in my head
can't keep out
Got me singin'
Na na na na
- Rupi Kaur
what vaccinations do i need if i'm travelling to birmingham?
When I'm in London, I sometimes breathe and then £10 magically leaves my account.
Have you ever clocked that when you withdraw money from the ATM it makes that bleep sound like you just lost a life in pacman 😭😭
This guy is living in 3017 and we are still in 2017.
why did Alex cross the road?
he was just trying to get to work tbh. not sure why ur reading this expecting a joke. not everythings a joke.
What I learned in college:
- DO NOT SACRIFICE SLEEP FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!
- DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF TO STUDY. IF YOU'RE TIRED, REST!!!!
i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful
R.i.p. to a real bitch! The only thing you could do when u had no internet or somebody was on the house phone. Today's kids will never know! twitter.com/bbcworld/statu…
he won't kill the spider either twitter.com/tyy_honeybadge…
Did they just call Gulab Jamun... "fried doughnuts"? 😩�Eu
i still bump 90's & 2000's r&b like it just dropped ... its forever a vibe
Idk who Ghost is. That's James St. Patrick twitter.com/yoyotrav/statu…
I do this cute thing where I don't get out of bed in the morning.
I’m living in a time where the stars are my only certainty
My mom wants to own the house next door so she can join them together & have 6 bedrooms 😂 little does she know I'm bout 2 make it happen❤️🙏Ssm
Japan’s highest mountain, Mount Fuji, cutting through the clouds
when your shift over at 5 & your coworker asks for help at 4:59
Great joke. I rate it 9/11 twitter.com/persianrose1/s…