Pepe. What an idiot. Sometimes people wind u up.
Never trust a black man in the work place who you give the head nod to and looks at you like you're crazy.
I love a petite girl like her lil body that you can just grip 😻 but then again I do still like a women with some jiggle 😏😻
Sufferhead Nursery School
" We gonna talk serving size ,3 is just right ,10 is TOO much, oh wait look at your body count, 10 is on the money"
"My fettuccini Alfredo was given as a reward for the HS BBall team, kinda like your high school experience 😊😊1t
"After this dish, we are gonna toss around some other dishes , speaking of toss around, how is your mom doing?
"My dishes are very accessible and have a big reputation, kinda like some of you girls in your hoods"
"My meals was tasted by the president, put on display, and they go down easily, JUST like your idol Marilyn Monroe"
"A Ribeye Steak cooked medium has a nice ring to it? LOL,Nvm you hoes don't know about rings, only ass shaking"
"We are gonna create this the correct way, like we did With Riley, unlike you with your bastard children"
Jobs created by SGR
President Kenyatta 27 000
DP Ruto 30 000
World Bank 25 000
Others 38 000
It's 2016 and y'all still convinced she just bad at texting lmao
If cats are afraid of water, why does pussy get wet?
I see a white girl with dreads. About to go be an annoying pro black niglet and attack her for stealing our culture. This one for you Kunta!
Kikuyus don't catch feelings, they cash them!
Magufuli orders Kikuyus visiting TZ to obtain certificate of good conduct & report to Tz police when they get to TZ @TheStarKenya #kiss #TMK
The odds of this happening must be one in a trillion
Sucking titties is so fun bruh.
Its like.. When you got a tittie in yo mouth, u realize life ain't all dat bad you feel me
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia was shocked when Queen Elizabeth II drove him around her estate, since women can't drive in his country.
Jana I saw Passaris, today Caroline Mutoko, looks like God is taking me the sugar mummy way 😭
Never catch me under a random girls pics with all that '🔥' like some kinda Bunsen burner. That'll never be me
Why are bitches so fraudulent 😩�By
once i sent a guy a nude and he replied "not in the mood right now, my grandma just passed."
It can now be reported that former Sunderland winger #AdamJohnson
was also arrested for possession of extreme pornography involving animals
"carefree women" are some of the the most sensitive people on Twitter.... How ironic.
Remember the days when a girl would tweet about football and the whole TL would send her pics of a kitchen? 😂
The accuracy RT @PhenomenalCoco_
: This is the greatest thing I seen this morning
Never open the door for an Armed Robber, let them break it, its part of their Job.
This was the most uncoordinated, unathletic, unappealing thing I've seen so far
Lord Marcus ,House Stretfordshire,destroyer of small teams with 0 Champions league medals,keeper of the realm #MUFC
CRYING at 9 months
10 Years of Twitter
Arsenal fans are yet to tweet
"WE WON THE UCL"
"WE WON THE EPL"
But they tweet how every other team is shit tho.
Manchester is Red, Rashford is too, one against City and Arsenal two... #WorldPoetryDay #MUFC
This international break came at the wrong time for @ManUtd
Great win in the derby..need to play asap with that taste of winning still fresh
i was C-section but 💯 RT@aroueno
o Your mothers didn't push your big head out for you to be a walking dildo to these yeye girls. Have pride.
Rashford at 18 has the composure & instinct Welbeck will never have. Protect him & let him grow & he can be the best in the business #MUFC
Rashford has now scored more goals in his first eight United appearances than either Rooney, van Nistelrooy, van Persie or Martial.
Rashford keeps saving Van Gaal's job so the Dutch man does the teenager's school homework in return.
Alex Iwobi is a poor man's Marcus Rashford
Imagine being Marcus Rashford- bragging about scoring a Derby winner past England's number 1 to his mates at school.
The "Ignition" remix has to be the most famous remix of all time, cause I damn sure don't know what the original sounds like
What if Klopp moves to Liverpool and we meet them in Europe next season? 😧
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet.
Ranieri has lost his marbles, this is dreadful from #lcfc
Get him out of my club! Knew he was a bad appointment. #RanieriOUT
Waiting for you for 6 hours every day and not stopping for me.... Is this the right decision, Cris??? 😳😳
U broke by choice not force...smh
Ghana removes visa requirements for all African citizens - will other countries follow suit? bbc.in/1YO55IO