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Eric Maralit

There should be a version of Halloween where we can go door to door asking for beer and liquor instead of candy.
Spent my Friday binge-watching season 2 of Stranger Things, and I will say that it was pretty worth. 👌
I wish we could visually telegraph our dreams sometimes. There are some that are just too funny to explain in words.
Just saw some lady throw a fit in the drive thru of Starbucks because the line was taking too long, lmao suck it up, that's life sometimes.
How are some people able to graduate so early while doing co-ops and internships for a year or more?
Life is about sleeping late and waking up early because life.
Someone in my class just asked my professor what a sentence is... uhm what? 🤔
Oh would you look at that. Leave it to #C9 to make it out of groups once again. #FreeSM
For TSM? Blow it up. If you can't get out of this group this team doesn't have it. End of discussion.
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Alright TSM, this is your last chance to prove yourselves.
I feel sorry for TSM, but man... they had the easiest group in worlds. Not sure if we'll be hearing "TSM TSM TSM" chants after this one....
MSF be paying WE to throw the game in order to kick TSM out of worlds.
I don't care if you think it was an act of terrorism or not, I'm more concerned about the fact that hundreds of people got injured or died!
Like, people are actually getting pissed about others saying it was an act of terrorism when they think it wasn't. WTF, PEOPLE DIED! (2/2)
Why the hell are people even arguing about whether this was an act of terrorism or not. This is what is wrong with society tbh. (1/2)
People argue to enforce stricter laws for guns, but then people argue to enforce carrying of arms for protective purposes. How to resolve?
A mass shooting as big as this, and universities recently allowed carrying of sidearms on campus....
Wake me up, when September ends.
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You know you're getting old when your mom buys you a pack of beer instead of a pack of coke.
Taking that post-class nap doesn't always pay off. Now I'm wide awake at 2 in the morning.
President Trump blocked a woman with stage 4 cancer on Twitter. Here’s her response:
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Damn ads always pop up at the most crucial times in YouTube videos, ARGHHHHHH
Woke up at 3pm, feels good not having Friday classes man.
Show us a math trick. "These two snails live in different oceans, but their shell coils are identically inverted. So... #AskACurator 🐚v
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People that have conversations with each other using Snapchat stories.
I can't remember the last time coffee gave me the shits this bad 😣
Have you ever wondered if a smoke detector caught on fire and burned the house down? Just some ironic thought to think about.
Dropped my phone in the toilet, oops.
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After writing like this all my life, I'm surprised I don't have arthritis yet.
When people say "I love food" it triggers me. Of course you love food, or you would die of starvation otherwise.
As someone living in the Atlanta area, it's so weird talking about a hurricane affecting us. Classes canceled for both Mon and Tues.
Went to see IT, I'm first in the screen and this fucking guy's just sitting there.
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I just spent 4 hours at Costco because there's so many people from Florida here.
The pioneers use to ride these babies for miles
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When you walk in drunk at 3am and see yer mom
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A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
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When people talk to each other through their Snapchat story.
So basically after 2 years of owning a tarantula, I've come to the conclusion that they are cats in the insect world.
I'm a sucker for clever quotes.
I still don't understand why I'm scared of small spiders even though I own a tarantula that I've handled plenty of times.
Notice how the original creator of a meme is never recognized. That's because a meme is meant to be discovered, not created, what a meme.
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