Pray for yourself but not before you've prayed for others
“I’m in your city 😉”
First of all, I’m not a tour guide.
Look how handsome my baby is (-': Pc: @Odielicious18
Retweet if you're not everyone twitter.com/_mirandurrr/st…
I'm so "hood". See what I did there?
Yeah, I have abs
olutely no self control and this is why I hate myself
ROUGH PATCHES BUILD CHARACTER..... KEEP PUSHING FORWARD!!!!
Shits not great but shit could definitely be worse
TIP OF THE DAY; Sometimes you gotta go broke, lose the person you thought you loved, watch your friends turn into foes, just to get where you going. Trust the process. Elevation requires separation ✨
"So tell me a little bit about yourself"
THIS MAN COULD SELL A PENNY
Date someone with a good credit score
What I would give for a phone call to heaven right now
I need someone to talk shit and lay up with on football Sunday's
do what you've got to do to be happy
How important is a scholarship?
Watch these walk-ons react to receiving full rides.
I'm a proud supporter of beanies, hoodies and sweatpants
I wish Halloween happened twice a year
TIP OF THE DAY; Just because you're struggling now, doesn't mean you won't make it. Hard times don't last Keep going. You are strong enough
I need an October boyfriend to do all the haunted houses and scary shit with
Shout out @Odielicious18
she a real one 😭🙏🏽
I have such an obsession with stand up comedy
And for the lady, perhaps a salad?
l'll have the steak, SMOTHERED in onions. A rack of ribs. Pasta with EXTRA garlic. French fries with lots of vinegar and a side of onion rings with LOTS AND LOTS of sauerkraut.
If you don't match my level of weird and freaky, you aren't the one for me
Whenever I read speed limit signs, I always add "ish" to the number
When you got a smart ass mouth but you're actually a lil sensitive
Dwight, you're a kiss ass, boom roasted! Pam, you failed art school, boom roasted! Meredith, you've slept with so many guys you're starting to look like one, Oscar, you're gay, boom roasted! Angela, where's angela? I didn't see you behind that grain of rice, boom roasted!
I think I'm gonna throw a "I don't have a baby" shower since I seem to be the minority
Still convinced that my ugly is "just a phase" lol
Sooo who's gonna replace Hugh Hefner, he's a legend
Chipotle is so overrated don't @ me
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal twitter.com/_gangsterkay/s…
I feel bad for girls who feel like they need a man to support them and to be happy
Choose your battles, some people just aren't worth your energy
this is the skit that revived comedy.
Add the snap
I'm really done with this bitch saying Colorado Rockies😂😂twitter.com/nfl_memes/stat…
Why do people willingly wear pants in the comfort of their own home
If your legs aren't shaking after leg day, you should probably go back and do a few more sets
Utah skipping fall really isn't gonna work for me, I haven't mentally prepared myself yet for scraping my windshields off in the morning
People who are only cool with you when you're doing good or when they need something from you are the worst kind of people
Call me old fashioned but when I go out with someone, I actually like to be present & give people my full attention by not being on my phone
What I would give for a good nights rest