Woke up again today. Damn it.
This is going to be another one of those days where I don't like people. So another normal day.
Don't put things in your ass you can't get out then come to the ER and act shocked it's in there. You like ass play. At least own that shit.
If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart.
my "nvm its cool" game strong af
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you know I'm fooling you into thinking you're fooling me again, right?
- 50 dead, over 200 wounded
- Worst mass shooting in US history
- Gunman is 64 year old Stephen Paddock
- He was shooting from 32nd floor of hotel
- Gunman was shot dead
- Police have found gunman's female companion, Marilou Danley
When u smash a mosque window and karmas already waiting for u 😂0
Mini tornado 🌪E
in the space of a sigh
Everything is unbearably real and heartbreakingly unreal
Stop judging people by their past and start looking at who they are now.
when u have a real bond with someone, it's not easy to just stop fucking with them. u deal wit a lot of their shit bc u want them in ur life
can everyone shut the fuck up..
there are people who are definitely not worth a second of your time
A wish so real, the stars rain down like magic.
If you love them, let them sleep.
Words can slap just as hard as hands.
Like is such a strong word... let's go with tolerate.
In a past life, I was most definitely a fat sloth.
You can tell a lot about a person by the voice they use when they're mocking you.
You made her dangerous
the day you took her softness for granted.
I just had a salad with a side of fruit and now I understand why women are so horrible to each other.
Can you believe the hospital let me leave with a baby once? The other times they didn't know about
How come it's when you don't say shit, that you get the most fucking responses?
Just remember, anything that comes before the word "but" is bullshit.
Me: Just choke me once in awhile.
Her: In bed?
Me: Wherever, I'm not that picky.
Ignorance can turn a pretty face ugly AF in a heartbeat.
Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your hand sanitizer closest because everyone is gross.
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Be gentle with me... I'm back to the grind today.
I'm not responding because I don't have anything nice to say.
I don't wanna be here, there, or anywhere.
If she has to ask you if she looks good you already failed.
I started an argument in a Yahoo! chat room back in 1999 that is still going on.
respect is better than attention
Two potheads are better than one
I just finished writing my New York Times Best Seller: You too can say all the wrong things at the wrong time.
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If you able to offer support and lighten someone's burden, do it.
I may not be everyone's cup of tea, but I am somebodies special brew ☕️