Greta Gross

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I can’t wait until thanksgiving. I’m tired of eating bullshit.
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Mom: what are you thankful for? Me: sex, woman, weed, titties, pussy, pie. Mom: how are you thankful for that? You get that everyday. Me: you asked me what I’m thankful for. Mom: I’ll never ask you again.
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Mom: what are you thankful for? Me: sex, woman, weed, titties, pussy, pie. Mom: how are you thankful for that? You get that everyday. Me: you asked me what I’m thankful for. Mom: I’ll never ask you again.
I can’t wait until thanksgiving. I’m tired of eating bullshit.
It sucks when people are against you for no reason. And you did absolutely nothing.
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It sucks when people are against you for no reason. And you did absolutely nothing.
For Halloween I’m going as a sexy version of myself. If that’s possible.
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Instead of candy this year. I’m going to give out marijuana.
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I saw a couple today who were texting on their phones during a date. I was like why don’t you look up at each other and talk.
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No phones at the dinner table.
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I am always talking and praying for people and god too.
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Instead of candy this year. I’m going to give out marijuana.
For Halloween I’m going as a sexy version of myself. If that’s possible.
Nothing makes anyone feel better than tits and pussy. Plain and simple.
I am always talking and praying for people and god too.
No phones at the dinner table.
I saw a couple today who were texting on their phones during a date. I was like why don’t you look up at each other and talk.
Me:I’m going to start yelling in Spanish to the internet. Internet: sorry, please try speaking English. Me: wow I feel like an idiot now.
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Me:I’m going to start yelling in Spanish to the internet. Internet: sorry, please try speaking English. Me: wow I feel like an idiot now.
Sex /human/child trafficking Needs To End Now!!! SEX/HUMAN/CHILD TRAFFICKING NEEDS TO END NOW!! All kinds of sex trafficking needs to stop NOW!!
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Sex /human/child trafficking Needs To End Now!!! SEX/HUMAN/CHILD TRAFFICKING NEEDS TO END NOW!! All kinds of sex trafficking needs to stop NOW!!
“If you don’t want me, don’t mess with my feelings.”
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“If you don’t want me, don’t mess with my feelings.”
Sex In Your 30s #Haiku We can open this 2nd bottle or wine, or have sex-but not both.
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Sex In Your 30s #Haiku We can open this 2nd bottle or wine, or have sex-but not both.
Me: I’m having trouble committing to this relationship. GF: I’m having trouble committing to this relationship too. I can commit to drugs and partying but not this relationship.
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Rules in my room: Sex Music No boys No dogs No siblings No parents Gfs Cuddling Showers Baths
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When I got hit by a car. I felt it was an excuse to see my butt because I was naked. They had to boo I that hospital. That doctor and nurse. Why me?
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Since I gained weight. I always ask now if my butt is too big for these pants.
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My twin: takes a photo of me. Me: I like these three. My twin: shows me more. Me: I look fat and holy in these please delete them.
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Since I gained weight. I always ask now if my butt is too big for these pants.
My twin: takes a photo of me. Me: I like these three. My twin: shows me more. Me: I look fat and holy in these please delete them.
When I got hit by a car. I felt it was an excuse to see my butt because I was naked. They had to boo I that hospital. That doctor and nurse. Why me?
Rules in my room: Sex Music No boys No dogs No siblings No parents Gfs Cuddling Showers Baths
Me: I’m having trouble committing to this relationship. GF: I’m having trouble committing to this relationship too. I can commit to drugs and partying but not this relationship.
My girlfriend and I play this funny game. Where she decides what’s going on in our relationship. And I just sit there and play along. Truth is I don’t have a clue what’s going on. And I haven’t seen her in 10 years. So are we playing a game or what?
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My girlfriend and I play this funny game. Where she decides what’s going on in our relationship. And I just sit there and play along. Truth is I don’t have a clue what’s going on. And I haven’t seen her in 10 years. So are we playing a game or what?
A believer never stops believing.
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A believer never stops believing.
Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
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Someone asked me if I'm ever scared that I'll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”
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A relationship without trust is Like a car without gas you can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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Never trust a fart while wearing a white suit
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A relationship without trust is Like a car without gas you can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere.
Never trust a fart while wearing a white suit
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.”
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