I need to get a flat sorted asap
Whys there no punishment for girls who lie about their age get into clubs and sleep with men ?? Is a man meant to ID every girl he meets ??
highlight of the weekend = nearly getting stabbed by a girl called niamh for saying her name sounds like a car passing u really fast
Cannot wait to go as Amy winehouse for Halloween 😂
Has he shaved his snail trail into the Mercedes logo twitter.com/mermaidgrace/s…
What's a good night if you don't smash your phone screen? Mind you, my fixed screen did last for an impressive 2 weeks 🙄
Alcohol does bad things to good people
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
Coworker: “Do you wanna cover my shift today?”
First of all, I don’t even want to cover my own shift.
You've got an absolute CHEEK to say I treated kyle bad when I know the shit you've been up to 😂
Bring back being able tae see cunts best pals on Snapchat even better dae it oot the blue and fuck everycunt up
Drunk words speak absolute shite and leave you with the fear for a week x twitter.com/shaun_odonnell…
"but you said your 5 mins away"
First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from
Fuck knows how many drinks I had last night but being sick in front of a police officer was not one of my best moves 😕
When ye live for the sesh?
If you think you've messed up, you should hear my life story 😀😀
If i had to sum up my betting career in a photo
Must get that "sort out your life" lecture at least 3 times a week
Need to stop going out about 3 times a week when I've got essay writing to be doing 🙃
I always go to Twitter to see if snapchat is down for other people and not just me😂