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Mark Holliday

I have good news later for those asking for Malcolm Tucker on Brexit....
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The inventor of roller skates first demonstrated them by hurtling into a party while playing the violin and crashing into a huge mirror.
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There's a mouse in the bathroom, you're armed with a broom and have the cat with you as backup. What could possibly go wrong. *needs sound
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2pm finish on a Friday... Yes please!! #TFIFriday 😊🍷🍷🍷😜🕺🏻
INSTANT REGRET. (in'-stint rē- gret') Deliberate actions that unexpectedly lead to undesirable consequences.
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Fanfaronade: a shameless attempt at self-promotion and general boastful swaggering. (My book is out in paperback if you're interested).
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I have never seen a more suspicious looking owl. One cannot imagine what nefarious deeds he's about to commit
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Things that stick to walls better than the Conservative slogan 1 - Goats
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Oh dear, a disastrous Tory Conference today, then this happens 👇🤣…WFn
The apprentice returns on Wednesday this is probably the best part of the 12 series so far 😂�…H4
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The prankster’s P45, found by May’s lectern
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Mixed reactions to the end of #DoctorFoster but I think we can all agree Pepsi is NEVER acceptable but is merely tolerated by customers.
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Tuesday evening - #GBBO + #DoctorFoster finale = Perfect
I like the fact that autumn was known as ‘the fall’ in British English as far back as the 1500s. It’s a shortening of ‘the fall of the leaf’.
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Phillip ‘salmon face’ Hammond: “low skills partly explain why wages are low” Tell that to our services risking their lives, you dick #CPC17
Tory voter on Boris Johnson "He's a Columbo character, you may think he's a buffoon but he's very intelligent!" 🤣�#SundayPoliticscs#bbcspsp
That's your Prime Minister there... No wonder she avoided TV debates during the GE. Absolutely useless #Marr
I use my voice for animals because they don't have one. Except parrots, obviously. And that snake in The Bible. Have a great day.
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