When Lindsay Lohan chewed out Lindsay Lohan. Iconic
me: omg halloween is coming
someone: it's July...
when they went to the tomb and Jesus wasn't there pic.twitter.com/eJWjGzbLnO
future child: what was life like when u were growing up mom?
When I'm making up scenarios in my head and I take it too far and hurt my own feelings
friend: you good? you seem a little zoned out
me: yeah i'm god
my head: twitter.com/Crudes/status/…
THE FLOOR IS HEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS pic.twitter.com/NqsqgxOU68
Me: I hate drama *drama happens* Me:
when your mom told u to wake up like 29283 times, but you're still laying down and she suddenly comes into your room
showing up to my ex's funeral like
my anxiety and depression after destroying my happiness
WHO REMEMBERS THIS VIDEO HAHAHAH
me removing myself from any family discussion about politics over the holidays
me and this random chick I found lol named him jim-bob
When you read a text just to get rid of the notification
everyone: why were you late
me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry
me ignoring someone vs me getting ignored
Me: I'm not competitive
Inner Me: fucking destroy them
I have anxiety after watching this.
you: I want to die
me, an intellectual: I desire to expire
"what u planning to do after ur degree?"