I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
On my way to steal your girl.
Retweet if you get it.
"close the door and turn off the lights please"
if you're having a bad day... here's a smiling alpaca
Me when I don't get what I want
me 10 minutes after having a mental breakdown
RIP Chester Bennington. Linkin Park brought Rock back in the early 2000s, 17 years later it goes silent.. 😔�1O
Sorry I didn't text u back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting
I'm a strong faggot.
LINKIN PARK singer Chester Bennington COMMITS SUICIDE BY HANGING.
R. I. P
Retweet this potato for nothing.
Bitch, never date a guy with six pack abs, no one develop six pack abs just to date one bitch.
I see no difference.
SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @inadelrosario
COZ LIFE'S A FUCKING BITCH!! CHEERS!! 🍻🥂🥃🍺
FB users be like: I'm gonna like your post so you better react to mine when I post, it's how it works, bitch.
why are these exactly the same picture
"You're eating again? You just ate"
Open this for a good surprise
It's been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you.
Ever wnt to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy :)
Have you guys ever realized that the brain named itself?
I have million of tears to cry, but then I choose to smile.
my only talent is not being in a relationship
This dog is brighter than my future
Murderer: *points gun at me* you wanna die today?
Murderer: *lowers gun* damn, you want to talk about it?
perks of dating me:
i have no friends. i'm all yours!
I wonder how many times we forgive someone just because we don’t want to lose them even if they don’t deserve our forgiveness.
tbh if had a $1 for every time i've listened to closer by the chainsmokers i could probably afford that rover they be talkin bout
Taking selfies with your best friend 😂b
Raise your hands if you feel me 🖐🖐pwj
how to apologize to me
"You look happy. Let me see what I can do about that." - Life