Think we've aw been there
I'll pay someone to rip out my tonsils
Still rough as fuck and shaking like a wet dog
Why I insist on getting so drunk every time I'm out I do not know
rt if you wish u had just £961 in ur bank account
See once you go to the city.. you actually appreciate how nice it is to live in a town and everyone knows each other in the street 🤔👋
Spend more time looking for something to watch on Netflix than I do actually watching something
How crap is it seeing someone you care about the most upset and nothing you can do can fix it 😞
How I'm not 55 stone and diabetic I do not know
Never been so steaming or had such a good night in a longtime ⚡️🤘🏽
Suzanna- "how do you reverse" followed by " do you just turn the wheel right around"
Just booked a Holliday to Krakow 3 minutes ago and Brooke's dads already bought me polish drink💥
Why is insta showing me pics from 2 weeks ago??? I've been liking away and only just noticed, everyone's gonna think I'm stalking 😾☹️
Annoying how famous people go to rehab and get praised yet when low key people struggle to get into rehab, then get torn to shreds for it?
Anyone else turn their music down so they can see better when driving?
Aye am no thrilled about working the day like ☀️💥
Dunno what makes me more sad the fact I spent £80 last night or that my bank card is blocked😂
Legend has it you're never more than a meter away from an ex in sox.
Actual put on like 3 stone today, fry up for breakfast, 4 bags of crisps, an Easter eggs and a Chinese on the way
McDonald's has no chicken btw
Snakes don't hiss, they VOTE TORY and go by the name of Adam Hardie 🐍 🐍 🐍
Summer 17 summed up:
Stage 1: "Yeah I'm down"
Stage 2: "Who's going?"
Stage 3: "Sorry i'm working"
wonder why so many old people are conservatives/ so many young labour. Are the old more selfish or the young naïve?
Phones fucked but on the bright side after tomorrow I'm off work until mondayy🍻
I am such a weirdo when I'm mortal
Working bank Holliday Sunday and Monday isn't how it's meant to be
Letting your dyslexic friend type in the post code for maps is always risky
Saturday night cannnnnot come quick enough
'We had to pull nails out of children's faces': Steve, a homeless man who was sleeping near #Manchester
Arena, rushed to help young victims
Am such an emotional twat. Almost crying at Ollie asking ma granny's dog for a paw over FaceTime
If ur having a shit day here's some pics of me when my mam let me get ma hair braided on hols xxxxxx
If I'm not muddy puddle brown by the time I get home I'll be ragin☀️
Without amy, I doubt I'd be able to function aha
The NHS are underfunded, child poverty rates are astronomical and Theresa May thinks bringing back fox hunting is important policy wot
As much as I'm look my forward to going on Holliday, can't wait to come home and get my next tattoo🖋
Jamie's raging cause he lost his streaks and 'the fucking egg timer didn't even come up'
Sign of a good night?
When you get that Friday feeling on Thursday night
Cannot wait to get away with Iona and Ollie, Menorca watch oooot🌞
"Pace yourself, there's a long night ahead"- David Martin
Some sly fuckers in this world like
Pigeons on princess street are more Scottish than most of the folk
Woshaaaaa I'm in some fettle the day
Am a mess when it comes to programmes like 'little boy blue'
I'd rather have my balls stamped on than work Saturday night
Do things to please yourself, not everyone else, be selfish
Harry girrity just spewed down oblo stairs btw
Having a friend that's easily peer-pressured into stuff is the best, specially when it comes to buying shots