Having unlimited access to the internet at work is a very dangerous thing.
Does anyone know where I could take ASL classes in the GTA? #asl #toronto #gta #ameicansignlanguage #classes
I've been binge watching The L Word. A bunch of problematic writing, but throughout the series it's gotten better. I want more!
My Uber driver is playing Building a Mystery by Sarah Mclaughlin so I think that means the app just automatically gives him a 5/5 rating.
I'm wondering if @Adele
I'm wondering if @idinamenzel
there is no “u” in awesome... but there is a "me"
I want my partner to parent our child like this twitter.com/vancityreynold…
WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR GHOSTBUSTERS AND STAR WARS AND SUPERHEROES AND DOCTOR WHO NOTHING IS SACRED WE WILL DEFILE IT ALL WITH OUR WOMANLY HANDS
NO WONDER WHITE MEN ARE SO OBSCENELY CONFIDENT ALL THE TIME I SAW ONE WOMAN HERO MOVIE AND I'M READY TO FIGHT A THOUSAND DUDES BAREHANDED
I just finished watching @FeudFX
and gah! I want more Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis!!!!!!!!!
RT if you are #TeamBette
, FAV if you are #TeamJoan
I disagree. Susan Sarandon is gorgeous in @FeudFX
! Give her all the awards right now! 🏆🏆#FeudFX
Who is she?! #JoanCrawford
I've always been #TeamBette
but like... #JoanCrawford
couldn't have been as terrible as everyone said she was #FeudFX
Besides the public facts, how true are the personal details of #FeudFX
positive thinking won't change the fact that we're going to die
If you can't bare with me while I try to remember how to play hot cross buns on the recorder then I don't need you in MY LIFE👏🏻
holy moly me oh my I'm the most tired girl alive
I 👏🏻 can't 👏🏻 play 👏🏻 your 👏🏻 friend's👏🏻 band 👏🏻 on 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 radio 👏🏻
FUN FACT: This is the first time in history that the President of France🇫🇷 will speak better English than the President of America.�DyPs
When is Cate Blanchett going to Carol me?
HAPPY END OF MERCURY IN RETROGRADE! Congrats to my fellow sensitive humans for thriving through it❗️✨👁❤️
I survived another Mercury retrograde
I NEED TO GO TO LONDON JUST TO SEE THIS twitter.com/playbill/statu…
How do I stop my self from gagging whenever I hear someone talking about their sale goals...?
How do I stop my eyes from rolling at sale goals?
How can I avoid sale goals at work...?
So for all the people I vocally interacted with today, if I didn't speak a lot to you, I wasn't being rude, I was just conserving energy
And even though I went to theatre school where I learned how to take care of my voice, I clearly can't anymore.
When I lose my voice, it is not because I'm sick or I went to a wild concert. It's because I teach children theatre.
Tony is a multi dimensional guy and he breaks a ton of stereotypes. Honored to play him. #AskChristianAnything twitter.com/crosnier_sarah…
I have become that basic bitch who writes songs on her ukulele ✌🏻
i'm scared of stillness, moving, people, loneliness, being alive, dying, speaking and never speaking again
I would support this as a new law twitter.com/Neilicorn/stat…
DARK VICTORY (1939) #BetteDavis
Is it possible for stand up comedians to be interviewed on talk shows without working in their own bits somehow?
Sometimes I’m so lazy I'll wait to see if an itch will go away on its own before moving to scratch it.
Anything is possible if you put your mind to it
It's amazing how sometimes all it takes is some really nice weather to get you right
Will Smith is in my top five favourite actors
Born April 16, 1889: Charlie Chaplin
(The Gold Rush 1925)
*jesus picks up bread*
this is my body
*jesus picks up wine*
this is my blood
*jesus picks up guitar*
this is the STORY OF A GIRL
Now this is one hell of an aesthetic: Hedy Lamarr doing needlepoint while probably planning the demise of the Axis powers.
My last name is ONE syllable.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD WATCH TONIGHT. Give me a movie, a tv show, something #desperate
Saturday mornings are the strangest time of the week