You plait hair and the only thing people see is the forehead🤣🤣🤣💀💀
But what happened to the kid who used to scum people with fallen eggs ?😂💀
It's only salary earners that move around with changed money, the rest carry bundled money 🤣🤣🤣
Some people here have no content at all, apart from "drop your handles lets follow you" 😂🚮
No one wants to admit it....but everyone is tired of using a condom 🤗🤗🤗
Not until u move out of some people's lives 💯🤗they will never understand the meaning of ur presence 🙌
The Hens are also using contraceptives lately 🙆L
Me in 1999, jubilating after making it my first night without urinating on my mattress.
It's not that hard 😏 is it??q
Not so fast girl, relax..💆🏿♂️ya5
"I will let you know" is the greatest lie I have ever told 😂
Immediately after first round they be wanting second round girls are selfish 😭😭😂😂
Me: Babe help me with your phone
Her: okay, but some people have been calling me Baby and i dont know them
Kissing her on an empty stomach, what if she yawns inside your mouth, will you blame her?🥱🤮😂🤷nEgN
When the boda guy is talking too much.
If his mom doesn't call you when she can't reach him, you're not his woman..
This guy has given a testimony in church, we are all crying, guys be nice to people 🥺🥺😭
I take getting money serious because being broke ain’t funny at all👨
As a child of God, do you give it back to the owner?
According to you,between Galaxy Fm and Phoenix which gives fake news😂😂😂
Guys, I have just bought another IPhone from Mutaasa Kafeero plaza.
Help me and tell me what it is showing that side.
Mid argument I be realizing I actually don't give a fuck😂😂😂😂😂but I continue anyways
If men start dating rich women, would you have a man my dear sister?
Never listen to Celine Dion's songs when you are heartbroken 💔😏!!! That lady just makes things worse !!😩😩☹️
Someone mistakenly called my number this morning, thought I'm his boss, asking for 2 days off, I gave him 1 month😂😂😂
Ladies, squirt in his eyes so he can't see any other bitches.😂😂
You've dated over 15 people but they're all toxic and you're the angel.. i have some news for you🤡
If the two of you are not married then never use the word cheating anywhere.
I really be thinking about my future like 20 times a day🥺😴
Now you wanted Mao to do what?😅
People join twitter and immediately run to follow Chris Brown,Obama, Rihanna, Kirya as if they will follow back 😂😂💀
If the only thing a man has to give you is money, rob him🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Imagine being heartbroken by an ugly girl 😂
But where do my agemates get money from,yet we are all at campus?? 🥺🥺😒
Yo! this hit me deep bro ❤
Before sex, you help each other get naked and after sex, you only dress yourself. Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you when you're fucked
Every male's biggest fear is trying a new barber.😊
Am just from reading the 10 Commandments, am afraid it's over for all of Us 🥺
When I get a lady to love, everyone must know.🙂
If sex had last seen, some of you would be online now😂
I have decided to donate some blood today. I need my body to make new blood that's beer free 😂😂🙌
Imagine after having sex with your girlfriend and you hear her talking to the camera.."ok guys thats all for today, do not forget to like and subscribe"