Not sure what a domestic abuser would know about that topic. twitter.com/sinow/status/9…
don't body shame her. y'all might not like her or her music but what we're not about to do is start body shaming her. twitter.com/nytimes/status…
The dinosaurs didnt “rule the earth” they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didnt have
Trump ethics watchdog moves to allow anonymous gifts to legal defense funds politi.co/2x19BwG
Brock Turner may have avoided real jail time, but a college textbook now uses him in their definition of rape so that's something
oi this tweet has given me anxiety start what now what the fuck do i need to be starting twitter.com/russdiemon/sta…
im exactly avg-looking enough that if i wear nice clothes i'll look nice but if i wear anything ironic i'll look like i dont know its ironic
T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin twitter.com/davidletternan…
"Is this some kind of coded message to the BDSM community?"
Trump just gave @RedCross
Before you give $300,000 (or any amount) to a charity, please read this: propub.li/2vMD3co twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews…
Weird. After a few drinks I tend to have opinions.
Salvador Dalí doesn't have a long-lost daughter after all: bit.ly/2wJ1zZe
EXCLUSIVE: CANADIAN GOVT HAS OPERATED SECRET UNDERGROUND RAILROAD FOR GAY CHECHEN REFUGEES.
Being kind in an unjust system is not enough.
So the cops are...not participating...in the National Anthem ceremony...as a form of...protest? twitter.com/clevelanddotco…
Capitalists: need to throw away all this food bc nobody's buying it
Socialists: give it?
Them: we cant
Them: bAsiC eCoNomiCs
Gave a ugly boy a chance but then he started acting like I was the ugly one lmaooo twitter.com/jayversace/sta…
Here's something the mainstream media don't want you to know
sorry this took me so long
I just *invades country* don't understand why *bombs them* the middle east *kills innocent people* is so *steals natural resources* unstable
Malala speaks 3 languages - but not Spanish! Here she is practicing common Spanish phrases before her second day in México. 🇲#GirlPowerTrip
Gotta say as a white dude who has fucked up just so many of these shout out to this reporter for turning the franchise around
Lmao why y'all acting like Houston is pretty all of a sudden. Y'all know damn well it's ugly even when it's dry 😂�twitter.com/magallon_04/st…
Uhhh this is price gouging... but yeah, still. twitter.com/LondonbreedAnn…
'cute' animal videos where the animal is clearly stressed as fuck and put into an uncomfortable situation by a human
Katrina was called a 100 yr Storm.
Sandy was called a 100 yr Storm.
Now Harvey is a 500 yr Storm.
They were all in the last twelve years.
Floyd Mayweather's 10 year old son hand written police report on his father.
Holy cow. This statement from Tammy Duckworth about Trump's transgender troops ban is worth a read.
This is a shameful day in our country's history. Our president is a living, breathing, walking piece of shit. twitter.com/CNN/status/901…
I mean, Texas is pretty shitty too so there's bad on both sides
We are all living in 2017 but they're at 3017 twitter.com/Asmali77/statu…
Y'all gotta understand when we say basic access and poverty. 😒 Sigh.twitter.com/hopkinsmedicin…
Most lucid political thought I've read this week came from guy who got suspended from Twitter for sexually harassing a cartoon cereal mascot
50/50 chance that's Steve Jobs tho twitter.com/kfor/status/90…
Don't talk to me like I'm the same person from before the eclipse
Me taking quick glimpses of the eclipse without glasses 😂6
you: love is blind
me, an intellectual: twitter.com/aaroncarter/st…
*At a party*
STRANGER: Are you that guy who brags about weird shit?
ME: No I'm the guy who takes the longest baths in the city.
The language there suggest you're friends with hispanics... 3 million deported say otherwise. twitter.com/BarackObama/st…