What the actual fuck is going on at USAFA
We received reports of active shooter on Academy grounds. There are no confirmation of shots fired. Security forces are sweeping the area.
As much as I say I hate cadets, that’s my family
There’s an active shooter in my school... don’t ever think it can’t happen to you
Pete Mackanin OUT as Phillies manager after this weekend
Will be special assistant to GM next year
SAM THE 1ST NITE AT BED WHEN U LEFT RON MADEOUT W/ 2 GRLS & PUT HIS HEAD BETWEEN A COCKTAILWAITRESS BREASTS & GRINDED W/ FAT WOMEN WHEN U LEFT CRYING AT KLUTCH RON HELD HANDS & DANCED W/ A FEMALE & TOOK HER # MULTIPLE PPL IN THE HOUSE KNOW THEREFORE U SHOULD KNOW THE TRUTH.
Italian/Sicilian women...so loving, so sadistic.
Honestly it’s 100% worth it to fly home and go to Fright Fest
prof: any questions?
me: ya what the fuck
One day I’ll be able to afford buying an iced coffee every day
I don’t recommend fainting and smacking your face on the floor
I almost died yesterday, I have a paper due, and two GRs. Nice.
There is only one thing worse than a rapist
a child twitter.com/facts4tweet/st…
"Trust the process" is my excuse for everything
you sure? cause you be sucking trumps dick on twitter lmaoo twitter.com/tomilahren/sta…
Ghosts are coming to haunt tonight
the only reason this scene hurts still is bc it hits too close to home twitter.com/sodamntrue/sta…
The top two soul crushing things on this Earth are MLT and USAFA
JAKE ELLIOTT FOR THE WIN!!! A 61 YARD FIELD GOAL FOR THE WIN!!! EAGLES BEAT THE GIANTS AT THE BUZZER!
IT'S BETTER WITH TITANIC MUSIC!
Man brig Shady back to Philly twitter.com/realivansplash…
I swear if that missed FG comes back to haunt us
no one is scared of a girl in an oversized t shirt and birkenstocks twitter.com/sororltyprobs/…
Bitch I'm paying AND we're going to the movies !! twitter.com/monextdoor/sta…
What’d I’d give to drop all this and move back Brooklyn, just for a little while
I miss Jersey summers all year long tho
I want to go home just bc I miss Great Adventure this time of year
LEAVE EVERYTHING AND GIVE HIM ATTENTION RIGHT NOW twitter.com/lebaneseplease…
"Its upsetting me and my homegirl, cause we feel like.. Well damn if you can't go to Bella Noches where the hell could you go!" twitter.com/mstexas1967/st…
I say that but really I just want to sit on Kev’s couch and play Destiny
Yanno what, I’m ready to renew the underslept, overworked, coffee fueled lifestyle
I’ve been so glued to my desk lately kill me why I do I have so much to do
Imagine looking for the 15-25lb weights and looking over and seeing this shit. twitter.com/motivate/statu…
Nj drivers would rather crash than Let you merge
Chase Utley could peel my face off with a rusted boxcutter and I would cheer every cut he made with that knife, breathlessly and voraciously
If I had a way to rewatch all of Desperate Housewives I would never get anything done
me and my wife gone scream "WE GONE BE ALRIGHT" at the top of our lungs to christen our marriage twitter.com/tpetersen14/st…
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful, Beast Mode. twitter.com/yoyotrav/statu…
RT if you have more yards than Zeke today.
If I had to put my sports teams in my bio it'd go "Philly sports...... and the Jersey Devils" #yikes