My faves are Rogue and Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximoff ugh the power 🥰✨
I didn't mean to manifest some people back
That time something made me stop at a green light and a second later an asshole is driving hella fast and I would've been t-boned if I hadn't stopped 🙃
I always tell people I'm out of state when I don't want to see them. Excuse secured 👌🏼
Friend of Virgo: Lets hang today - wanna just chill?
Virgo: ya but like what will we be
d O i N g ??
Friend of Virgo: nothing just chilling
Virgo: *sweats profusely*
Some days I really do be over the human race and ready to pull a Thanos
It was such a bad idea buying new denim cuz now the waist is so loose on me 🙄
Can't believe we're 8 months in into 2021. Time flew
Drinking protein shake is such a chore
Y'all bold for going to Lollapalooza
My anxiety gets me out of bed early 🙃
Love how I procrastinate with other productive things when I have a shit ton of things to do. Blessed 😝
Ladies. This isn't to come off condescending - LOVE YOURSELF first before you get a bbl. The horror stories I've heard is not worth it 🙅🏻♀️
The last time I sat in Starbucks for hours was to study or write my papers oh how I lowkey miss my academia days. Now it's work with tedious projects
Being psychic is helpful af on the road cuz you just KNOW what some idiots next move is to avoid getting into a collision. The stupidity is so predictable
Keeping a man isn't an accomplishment miss me with that bs. Don't settle for less than you deserve
Can't believe I forgot my age and had to calculate it real quick and was shocked to learn that I'm nearing an early pre midlife crisis
I want to do everything and nothing at the same time
Dakota Johnson is what I imagined Matilda to look like all grown up
when i put “💀” this is what I meanJ
Why do people in apocalyptic movies want to survive so badly? If it gets me then it gets me
It’s men out here loving their lady out loud. Spoiling her with affection & appreciation for the world to see & behind closed doors. And you over there tryna act like you don’t want that cuz the man you want don’t wanna give that to you. Girl if you don’t leave him already.
Nobody tells you the severe body dysmorphia in your fitness journey. Learning as you go 💁🏻♀️
Being a man that can fix/repair things is top 5 on my requirements list
Lmao instagram is struggling to keep up with competition because all they do is copy other platforms instead of sticking to their niche that made them popular in the first place 💅🏼
So hard when people smile at me and I smile back til I remember I have my mask and sunglasses on so I can't smile with my eyes either so I just do a small nod but it's too late they're not looking 😔
It's official I want a relationship like Claire and Phil Dunphy ☺️
There's this lovely thing YouTubers do where they lie low for awhile when they're "canceled" then come back once things have died down so that people forget they canceled them in the first place.
Living in NY means looking for parking can take 3 hours and other days it's heaven sent when you find parking right away and feel a little extra blessed 😇
Practicing silence over reacting.
I used to be this person I want to be her again 💅🏼
I still get hit with that realization that I can't say my grandparents on both sides are still alive anymore. Hadn't even seen my paternal grandpa since I was a toddler 🥺
rest in paradise lolo 🕊
I was today years old when I learned there's people that eat raw ground beef. People are SICKKK literally 🤮
I gotta stop substituting "I don't know" for when I don't want to explain myself further.
Lost the amount of times this week I was picking up my food order or giving my name to a sales associate and they go "hey my name's Abby too!" It's hilarious 😂
Making it a goal to stay raven haired for 2 years. Holding out before the temptation gets the best of me and I dye my hair again 🙃
Virgo: LET ME SHOW YOU LOVE WITH MY ACTS OF SERVICE
Also Virgo: BUT DON’T USE ME
When you're taking selfies in the car and see a labradoodle staring at you 😂
Biggest WTF on the recent episode of This Is Us. I have been bamboozled my head has been completely blown and I jus- 🤯
Where are these people getting the idea that getting the vaccine ALTERS your DNA? Y'all these people sound so ignorant
Tryna go on rollercoasters again 😩
I was smart not to get addicted to iced coffee but bubble tea on the other hand... 🤨
Learned about a new line on my palm and I have 3 guardian angels. Makes sense cuz the things I get into sheesh and I guess it takes 3 to hold me back. Good lookin out y'all 👼🏼
Ok the universe is definitely playing with me like can you not?
Can't emphasize enough how happy I am to be back in my gym routine 🥰 can’t wait to get my strength back too
So excited to be back in the gym!! Hallelujah
I missed my gym buddy onggg
Yoo what the hell is up with CDC saying fully vaccinated people don't have to wear masks. Mad contradictory with last year's guidelines. There were fully vaccinated people that still contracted covid and died. DIED bitch dafuq. What are these people on