I leave this diversity & oppression textbook with the USED RENTAL stickers in my front seat so people won't bother breaking into my car
when you're trying to be good & have a salad with dinner but then A BUG just fucking LANDS right in the bowl.
Did you even go to Eastern if you didn't throw garbage in the dumpster when someone was dumpster diving?
can we just skip to Halloween 🎃
thought I'd have a go at combining my 2 favourite things
So proud to see how the Eastern community came out yesterday to support our fellow classmates. We will defend DACA. courant.com/education/hc-n…
first day of my internship was today, 4 hours down and only 396 to go!
I'm soaking up new Brand New like a fucking sponge over here @brandnewrock
"This never happened when Obama was president" is the new "thanks Obama"
Hey guys it's me Uncle Benjen
as in the store or your family's one single dollar? twitter.com/bewareofangels…
Surround yourself with people who promote a positive, healthy and happy life. Be serious about your energy and who you share it with.
fuck expensive "service fees" for concert tickets 😡 it doesn't take much "service" to email me the tickets#robbery
of course I'll buy it, I need something to listen to while I cry over missing this tour 💔twitter.com/brandnewrockfa…
don't worry you guys, I've obtained video of the album art photo shoot. everyone's fine.
Science Fiction, available now: procrastinatemusictraitors.com
Death Eaters are everywhere in America.
I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE SCRATCH MY BACK OR DO THE LITTLE SKIN TRACE THING OR PLAY WITH MY HAIR OH MY
Cider ran into some fluffy trouble this week! @ Quechee, Vermont instagram.com/p/BXqyVMzFWKoZ…
had a pretty great week in Maine thanks @beccakiely
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
some cute fishies nibbled on my toes at the lake today 😍😻🐋
Can I move back to the dirtyburg now?
when you have expensive taste but no expendable income
"Could you wake me up in a half hour?"
*wakes up 2 hours later* 😒
Why does @ExpressRxHelp
even bother offering automatic refills if they can just randomly stop refilling your prescription? ☠
A truly magnificent photobomb
'They see me rollin'
never questioned this before but now I gotta ask, do you brush your teeth with
is an important reminder on #July4th
We, too, are America. #LangstonHughes
SHAMELESS is Just SUDDENLY on Netflix FINALLY 😀🎉
Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.
the bank accidentally put an extra digit on my ATM receipt
coffee does so much for us and yet asks nothing in return, we must respect the bean.
I don't start off the day hating people, it just accumulates with every asshole doing < 65mph in the left lane
can't see the haters
Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back
Drunk snapchatting has to be wayy worse then drunk texting. Cause the next morning you have to live with mystery of wtf u sent to people
I don't think "groundhogs" deserve such an ugly name. I prefer Land Otters
I wouldn't call myself a bad influence but rather an encourager of fun
Getting blocked by @realDonaldTrump
is the new Verified.
Happy Father's Day..
"It doesn't have to make sense I'm just gonna eat the whole kielbasa myself" - babe 😂
right after this picture was taken my phone took a dive 👍🌊 @ Bigelow Hollow State Parinstagram.com/p/BVXdmiDlJW7/
Tru Life: more bug bites than dollars
anyone who forgot to tone in and watch the Presidential Dick Sucking Contest, you missed an incredible display of flattery by the cabinet