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Jared Dines

Blaming others for your lack of success will not only hinder your own ability to succeed, but you’ll look like a little bitch in the process; all complainin’ and shit.. .. Life isn’t fair, i wish i was 6 foot tall . I’m not. shits lame.. but i ain’t blamin’ Shaq for it, am i?!
I hope the person they have manually claiming my videos absolutely despises my content and gets stuck watching my videos for hours on end just to find that two second clip of me playing Smoke On The Water. ..fuck you too, bud 🖕
If you’re going to say hi to me in public.. please have a decent volume. Whispering “hello Jared..” as i walk by you is probably the easiest way to make me instantly terrified.
It’s my birfdaayyy!! 🥳🥳🥳 “I survived my 20’s, mom!” *home base slide into coffin* ⚰️
For those that don’t know, I’m selling my one of a kind 18 string guitar to raise money to get instruments for kids this holiday. Over $13,000... in 2 hours 😂😂😂 wtf.. lol I’m honestly speechless and almost in tears. This is going to benefit so many kids lagdf
I did not expect this kind of reaction, but damn.. I suppose I should prioritize this higher!…
They even claimed the president... 👀…T
I'm writing an instrumental album that's going to feature SO many guitar players! So far I have: - Angel Vivaldi - Andy James - Matt Heafy - McRocklin - Stevie T. - Zilio Alessandro who else would you like to hear on the album?! Tag them!
I’ve been playing the guitar for 17 years and i feel like I’m just now learning how to play the guitar..
Here is @PostMalone’s song “Take What You Want” performed in the style of @OzzyOsbourne. Enjoy! Pls retweet! full video here:
My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!! My band just dropped 3 new songs!!…
Facebook memories just keeps reminding me that I used to post such pointless shit and the only thing that's changed is now I just post pointless shit on Twitter.
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The older i get the more i realize nobody really has a clue what life is all about. we’re all just slowly coping with the undeniable fact that we’re all gonna die.
If you look up to me in any capacity just know that i have no idea what I’m doing.
I’m swinging by Guitar Center on my way home, you all need anything?
I swear I’m not short!! Everyone around me is just freakishly tall!!
I played on stage with Breaking Benjamin last night in front of 11,000 people. I can’t say enough how cool they were, and how amazing their entire crew was to work with. Thank you so much, you guys are a class act. Let’s do it again tonight!!
If that makes any sense at all. 😂😂😂 I’m not a life coach.
I think something I’ve learned over the years is when I’m having a bad mood or a bad day i need to embrace it and understand why. Too often I’ve said “I’m just feeling shitty” or “today sucks” without being okay with why i feel that way. It’s okay to feel shitty. Then let it go.
Man attempts “Walk” by Pantera on an 18 string guitar. it’s me. I’m man. This is my legacy 🥴🥴m1e
@JaredDines ummm you're kind of a big deal. 😂🙌
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I’ll be on @verizon forever now 😂q
I'm going to auction off my 18 string guitar and donate the money to a charity to get instruments into kids' hands this holiday season. That means so much more to me than holding onto this HIDEOUS surfboard with strings. but yeah, if you want it, stay TUNED. get it..? tuned...
I have some negative energy today, I’m sorry. I don’t want to..
Pharmacy: “you can pick it up in an hour” Me: picking it up the next day Pharmacy: “yeah we’ll need about 20 minutes to fill that for you” ...
People need to stop being so close minded about metal Heavy metal is CLASSIC Death metal is HEAVY Djent is GROOVY Grindcore is FAST Nu Metal Pirate metal is EXOTIC
There isn't much big dick energy that compares to watching a kickass band melt faces on stage. computers may replace musicians in a studio but you just can't replace that live vibe with a full band.
I make fun of cringey band pictures because i too was in cringey band pics. I’m the mop in the back. We were called Silence Ended and we brought the heat to your backyard cookout EVERYTIME!! 😎�ng
I thought this whole people not knowing who Ozzy was, was just a meme but now I'm just depressed that it's real.
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Ozzy Osbourne, Travis Scott, and Post Malone on one song! A founder of heavy metal and two of the biggest pop/rap stars today. If that doesn’t speak volume to the power of unity through music i don’t know what the fuck does..
Screw it, We all die anyway. New hair.. Or lack thereof. 🤯#embraceitt#itsalittlecolduptheree#29hairlineeF
9/21 and 9/22 I’ll be playing two full sets with Breaking Benjamin live and i can’t even begin to describe how much of a dream come true this is for me!!! 😬😬Rnk
I do like the album as of now, it’s a little boring and repetitive.. gonna listen a few more times before making a final opinion.
Tool the type of band to drop their real album after dropping those songs as a joke just to troll all of us.
Post Malone: drops new song Cover channels:
Phil Anselmo’s voice sounds like Testosterone
just another day in the life..
It's probably about time to start prepping for the biggest shred collab song in the world III, huh?! Who should I get on it this year?! Tag them!
I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark haired women and breakfast food.
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🚬❌‼️ for good this time. �Da
Thank you for all the love so far on Djent 2019! We just passed 750,000 views in 2 days! I’m going to relax this weekend and enjoy some time off. I appreciate all of you 🙏8
Do you think Tool listens to old Tool for inspiration?
This hurt me more than you, i promise.
Djent 2019!! 😱😱😱😱😱 Pls retweet!! This took so long haha full video: —
I think this is the move. A series where i fly a small artist out, record a sick ass song with them, and film a music video that goes on my channel with footage highlighting the process(?) Like an “artist spotlight” of sorts for unknown artists I vibe with. Yay? Nay?
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