Keeping friends close and enemies nonexistent
making sure my internet bill is paid and my cellphone bill is paid. Gotta stay connected
this how you waste a 12 pack
Giving up on a hashtag game bc your tweet failed to get any likes #LameRebellions
Sending a snap to someone then posting the same thing to your story #LameRebellions
Being that person in the grocery line that smells like moth balls #LameRebellions
How're penguins not extinct?
If you find "USA" offensive get the hell out. Deal? twitter.com/realdailywire/…
Breaking: reports coming in that multiple people have been shot in the vista. Shooter was firing out of his car as he drove down Park St.
You knew it was all over when Soul Train came on
being a kid is Saturday morning cartoons
Stranger: Hey, do you have the time? Me: Uh yeah, it's 9:03 pal
I would have to use *81 n shit
I would have more trouble hiding my porn
how the hell would I know about all these hashtag games?
This pink grasshopper dope af! 😭S
Choked me up. @LAFD
all the way from California southbound on the Florida turnpike heading toward #HurricanIrma @cnnbrk @FoxNews @MSNBC
After seeing those in Houston go through the havoc of Hurricane Harvey, Irma has me seriously worried...I can't even imagine goin thru tht😩
Just gonna retweet this bc Texas twitter.com/martln_kau/sta…
Chick-Fil-A customer service is UNDEFEATED
Just helped a turtle cross a four lane Highway
You can fail many times but you're not a failure until you give up
When someone tryna hold a deep conversation but you drunk as fuck
Thought she was doin a early celebration for a marathon victory twitter.com/cuhhrette/stat…
The medical name for ass crack is "intergluteal cleft". twitter.com/jillyanais/sta…
"My grandad always wanted to do a backflip in a swimming pool..."
"Babe can I play"
Me: nah you suck.
"I don't! I'm really good. Watch"
Smh can't even front for social media in peace
Your diet isn't just what you eat, it's what you watch, listen to, read...
Idk what's going on but this is my new favorite video on the internet
Welcome to the 21st century
I start my day with Cap'n Crunch and end my day with Captain Morgan. Apparently I want to be a pirate
Kathy Griffin: "This is a woman thing."
No, it's a 'don't do photo shoots with a decapitated president's head' thing, you complete idiot.
I'm tired of the news sayin it's gonna rain but it never does. They all need to get together and figure this shit out.
What Redbone would sound like while you're in the bathroom of a house party and there was a fight outside
This is my favorite thing on the internet right now
White people stay stealing black people dances so I decided to take one of theirs 😂😂😂�Pbkvx8
Pain is temporary, GPA is forever. twitter.com/theracedraft/s…
When your friends keep watching you during a class presentation😭�3g