"How did you make monkey?"
We worked really hard.
7 days a week. 13.5 hours a day.
I love all the people in my life so much. Never been happier in my life than I've been since moving to New York. So excited for the future.
founders covered in monkey stickers hold monkey pillow ift.tt/2ldFY3L
boy rides skateboard next to car ift.tt/2lSF9kI
My family came to visit me NYC
This is great design. Being scared/nervous can make it very hard to push phone buttons. This didn't require a single touch.
Go sports! Do the thing! Win the points!
What good are nice things if you've no one to share them with
Friend in taxi: "Where are you from?"
Driver: "Turkey!.. I won't get banned by ah Trump!!"
I have lived on a couch for 106 days.
One of these apps is not like the others
The app of the day on Snapchat today looks really cool! I think I might download this app.
This meme tweet made it into what I'm told is the "most famous Italian newspaper" repubblica.it/tecnologia/soc… twitter.com/IsaiahJTurner/…
I see a trend in entrepreneurs significant others:
take care of yourself!
Quite a good piece on Monkey: inuth.com/trends/tech-ga…
Monkey is currently #167 out of EVERY APP on the App Store. Incredible. "Top Charts" only shows the first 150 though. ALMOST THERE!
It's more useful to know a small amount of things and a large number of people than a large number of things and a small amount of people
it’s not about avoiding the bad things
just do lots of good things
and then there isn’t time for the bad things
If you're not very smart you should stop thinking and just do so you can learn from a lot of mistakes.
Spoke with one of Chipotle's directors. What a great company. Proud to eat their tacos every day except holidays.
Forever 21 is selling my merch if you're interested
was on a spontaneous one way bus ticket to NYC
People used to call me ugly so I put a sticker on my forehead and now they say why is there a sticker on your forehead
i failed computer science in high school so i'd say you're on the right track twitter.com/EricMoranFilms…
If you don't like what is offered to you, create the superior alternative.
Remember to help those in need this holiday season
pc: @Rabrizek ift.tt/2idMrOb
My phone number used to belong to a girl named Gina and she keeps missing her dentist appointment smh
You can either let bad situations define you or motivate you.
A lot of people ask why we don't have Monkey for Android. What's the solution?
Being smart is about how you think, not how much you know.
If you ask for something and they say no, you have two options:
1. Ask for something else.
2. Manipulate them into giving it to you.
You can always tell if a kid had to do their own laundry growing up by looking at the dryer lint trap in their first apartment
Randomly quote tweeting people that talk about monkey is my favorite thing
*girl random goes silent during monkey chat*
"The teacher came in but we're not allowed to have phones in school"
74 seconds: the time it takes for me to find the personal phone number of anyone in the world
Accidentally just sent a notification to tens of thousands of people. Oops
Of the 50 total things I own, my pillow pet definitely gets the most use. SO VERSATILE
my actual response to a business email
Officially over ONE MILLION CALLS on Monkey as of yesterday.
MONKEY IS TRENDING ON THE APP STORE