have you ever had a cookie
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
LOOOOOOOOL someone collect their uncle
Bitch that's not even how the fucking game goes twitter.com/jaydaayanna/st…
So I never really use twitter anymore but if ya'll want a generic white kid who posts loads of memes on snapchat add me up ☺️sc:imalexryan
can u believe drake and josh invented cracking open a cold one with the boys
Comic con vibes
Actually couldn't be more grateful for having so many amazing friends omg. Legit so fucking lucky ☺️😁
Jeez that goal tho, fair play 😳
i made a playlist for my crush 😩🙈ahg
Never been so exited for Arsenal fan TV 😂
When your parents don't even tell you they're buying another dog, like they have 10 kids why buy so many pets 😂
Just realized how ugly i am HAHAHA sorry
I'm dead 💀�YH
autoglass: autoglass repair
me: autoglass replace
Actually forgot how weird it is not being on any sort of painkillers and actually being able to think straight
Wish I could sleep for 3 months
A Millwall fan managed to handcuff a Policeman to a gate outside close to White Hart Lane today... 😂l
Basically nonstop listening to Ed Sheeran and Leona Lewis 🎧😄
Probably should've read that more carefully 😂d
Someone do me a favour and hit me with their car so I can get out of work
Literally only listened to Ed Sheeran the last few days 😊🎧
This new whatsapp update is worse than the holocaust 😪
Why am I still alive lmao
These niggas always starting some shit
Actually love everything about London, such an entertaining place
I actually don't do anything at work, I just wonder around and meme. Pretty sure I was hired to make people look better 😅
type "i feel like" and press the middle word until you run out of characters
This school has made an absolute error making an event for their parents evening
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
How a group of Redditors is creating a fake stock market to figure out the value of memes theverge.com/2017/1/10/1422…
I'm really going to miss Alli when he eventually goes to Madrid �#Coys
Poor, always ill and haven't had any energy since November but I couldn't be happier with my life at the moment 😄
Just overheard my younger brother explaining what hooded Kermit is to my sister, never been more proud in my life
Me: Stop saying it's lit.
Me to me: It's lit.
Crazy how much things can change over the course of a few days 😅
I'm a very strong believer that whoever is meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, regardless how far they wander.
Well, that's over. Life goes on I guess..
Me: wow today has been great
Inner me: think yourself into a bad mood.
Can't be dealing with fake people 😂🐍
Fucking hate customers who respond with "I don't know, can you" when you ask if you can help, like I haven't heard that 6720483 times 😪
Happy 55th, Barack! A brother to me, a best friend forever.