Texas Roadhouse employees escorting me out after eating my 15th bread basket while I still haven’t ordered
Spam callers, I’m tired of’em. Let’s have some fun 🙃M
I hope Jim Carrey had a good day.
“why are you
dressed like that” “like what”
The most important thing I’ve learned in life, and I can’t stress this enough: you gotta make cereal in a bigger bowl than you think.
When she sent you nudes then tells you it's your turn