Ken Barlow

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#Corrie Don't just stand there like a lemon Steve! You should have come on the getaway driver course.
#Corrie Getaway driver! Yeah!
#Corrie White Toyah? You sure?
Well, let's not forget, the Smoggie Kenny Rogers is still a tramp, and you wouldn't want him peeing in your car. twitter.com/Elizabeth24107…
#Corrie Oi Kenny Rogers. Watch your mouth.
#Corrie Ah. There's Aggie. She is working in the "sewing todgers back on" department after all!
#Corrie time ( And Ken Barlow is trending on twitter)
Dropped out of the trending topics now. Below John Virgo. Still no follow from @kylieminogue
Got to take advantage of this Ken Barlow trending! I want to get to 30k followers... preferably attractive lady followers... ideally including @kylieminogue
What's going on? Ken Barlow trending?
Hey @Channel4 @AnnaRichardso How about a celebrity version of @C4Naked with Neil Parish? "Naked ATractor-tion? #NakedAttraction #Tractorgate
#TheChase Yaaay! The #Corrie team won the money.... (Just like they did every other time it's been repeated)
#TractorGate @neil_parish MP might be interested to know that there's a new TractorPorn film coming out next month. Click here to see the trailer i.imgur.com/u0HAfAV.jpeg
#The1PercentClub All the vowels are in the right order!
#The1PercentClub Easy enough. First letter of numbers
#The1PercentClub I'd have passed on that. Question seemed a bit dodgy.
#The1PercentClub Surely everyone can see there's only one square?
#The1PercentClub B - Still all the questions have been very easy
#The1PercentClub Still don't understand how anyone can have got any of the questions so far wrong.
#The1PercentClub If 38 people are out, and their £1,000 goes into the pot, who exactly needs to see a caption to tell them how much is in the pot?
#The1PercentClub How did so many get that wrong?
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent They can't even all sway in the same direction. What a mess.
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Kids, have you ever wondered why your parents buggered off and joined the army? #JustSaying
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Another lot going for the sympathy vote. Yawn.
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent I missed all that witch thing (Not Amanda, the other one) was it crap?
I wish I was in the audience, just to Will Smith slap everyone who cried, at a dance act, starting with Amanda Holden #BGT
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"More tears, more tears lads they're hovering over the golden buzzer, more tears, do I need to squeeze your testicles? Cry! Oh it's too late now!" #bgt
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#BGT #BritainsGotTalent "Look kids, here's the script, and we all finish with a fake cry. Remember that. It's most important"
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Again it's kids, so we're not allowed to tell them it's unoriginal and not very good.
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Has the kid on the right just joined, and not bought the shirt and jacket yet?
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent Wasn't this originally supposed to be British people coming along and auditioning with undiscovered talents? Not Cowell booking foreign professional acts?
A bubble bath + #BGT = the PERFECT Saturday night 😏 �#BritainsGotTalentnC5
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#BGT #BritainsGotTalent It was just low standard busking.
#BGT #BritainsGotTalent You're not allowed to say it was boring and crap when it's kids..... but that was boring and crap.
#RomeoAndDuet Now it's Angela Rayner and Nick Cotton! Where did he get that jacket? Somewhere an Indian restaurant is missing its curtains.
#RomeoAndDuet Just turned over during the gap in the Speedway. What in the name of Jesus's bicycle clips is that???? Looks like Jimmy Carr as the world's worst drag act.
Is this true? @kylieminogue is coming back for the end of Neighbours? You'd be better doing #Corrie Kylie. How about it?
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