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the king (the dog) in his throne
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A halfling martial class who believes every caster has got to go #dnd
Labour will abolish and replace the House Of Lords. You can't pretend like unelected members of the upper class being handed seats by inheritance or by favour is even remotely democratic. Tories would never do it, because they ARE the upper class.
lemme make it real easy for you
our skeleton grew teeth in an attempt to escape and call for help
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In 1990 they let Mel Gibson do Hamlet and he was fucking awful
No no no no no no no
What the Fuck is going on with all of Elon’s children
You guys ever heard of Long Ziti? Looks messed up
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“She’s a 10 but” is basically the premise of Seinfeld.
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Is Mrs Bees drunk? Well I certainly couldn’t comment, but they sat us near the restaurant light switches and she’s definitely tried one already “just to see”
Fine dining is just food in shot form
Never forget that the phrase "life finds a way" is in reference to an uprising of trans dinosaurs
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My favourite genre of fantasy art is whatever this is.
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The most American thing I’ve seen all week
America: Oh fuck oh shit Joe Biden: I always travel by train when I am able
The people hated her because she spoke the truth twitter.com/its_me_your_mo…
There were 12 beers but two were duplicates (and I drank them), so this is the final beer from the case:
Me when I tweet in the moments between peep and poop
Time devours our memes pixel by pixel
They’re a 10 but all their friends are juggalos
I believe the circumstances for an abortion to be lawful in the UK should be changed, and simply be that the pregnant person wants an abortion. It shouldn’t be up to two doctors to decide if it’s a health risk before graciously granting someone autonomy over their body.
Mrs Bees is having an afternoon nap so I might as well get Shih Tzu Faced
DM stands for Dungeon Master and GM stands for Gungeon Master.
Scared for @confusatron to see this but in for a penny in for a pound I guess 😂
Dungeon Masters (and Gungeon Masters) I have found a magical effects table with 10,000 random effects 🤯 perchance.org/random-magical…d
In Aberdeen 10 minutes and I want to kick a seagull to death
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Why do I post comedy nonsense and political stuff from the same account? Because not addressing peoples’ memeterial needs makes fertile ground for fascism.
This doesn’t need a Netflix documentary years later to show this is bullshit, you can see it’s bullshit now, on Day 0. Old laws and a racial, age and class divide between the judge and the young men all contribute to this 8 year sentence being so wrong theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/j…
20 shillings to a pound and 12 pennies to shilling this 7 shilling and sixpence book is from a time before the UK used decimal money. That’s not too long ago as Mother Bees tells me she remembers working in a bank when the change happened. Apparently it was carnage 😂😂😂
Drinking a Bloody Mary and reading a book that cost fifteen fortieths of a pound in 1964
Off we go lads! Gin, plum sake and 🌶B
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Your pre-wedding party should be you and your friends. It’s so dumb when it’s split on an imaginary gender line. Have a party, invite your friends, that’s it. We do need a term for it because Bachelor Party Stag Do Bachelorette Party Hen Do Are all gendered and awful. Ideas?
A Bachelorette Party is when you have friends over to listen to the 1997 hit single ‘Bachelorette’ by Icelandic pop star Björk
IHOP - Insane House Of Posse
The Tories love to consider a matter closed immediately before reopening it and doing a 180
Apparently “Dr” and “woman” do not match on British airways. Looking forward to their reply.
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days since last tory sex assault scandal: 0 days since minister doesn't turn up to committee for questioning: 0 days since questions about johnson's probity were in the news: 0 days since minister can't remember what they did: 0 days since another strike was threatened: 0
When your wife says you play too much D&D
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