D & Beës

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The Discord is pretty great, DM me if anyone wants a link.
moots the cool kids have gone to discord. hmu in the replies and i'll dm you an invite
this website might just become another hate funnel
Last year 43% of Twitter's employees were women
Discord it is then, tbh I cared less about posting than I did about the utter bullshit I chat in rooms
yeh time to shut it down i reckon
i get these messages so often it's very difficult being a man as attractive as me i wish i looked like a thumb
1) he posts shit-tier recycled 4chan ifunny memes 2) generally people avoid using the letter k three times twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
what a ride it's been
you guys remember twitter? good times
I wonder if Elon is reliving childhood traumas of ruining everything because he's the rich kid with no people skills who turned up and tried to run the fun.
Facebook and Insta: "We have posting and group chats" SHUT THE FUCK UP MARK
I can't believe there's no other website that supports - posting shit - group chats
i know i fake 10,000 screenshots on this website every day but i promise you this is 100% real
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Much to unpack from Jeremy Hunt's school visit
Tories commit to spending to help the working classes but only really kicking in after they lose the next election, so Labour get stuck with the bill. Taxes claimed between now and then will magically disappear in private contracts for public services. twitter.com/hmtreasury/sta…
oh shit. are .... are you ....
Happy birthday to this literal monster twitter.com/chudneyspears/…
Y'know, over on Tumblr I've got 2 ticks.
Here's a contribution for your new website @VuloLives fresh off the presses. The society for the restoration of Garfs is going well.
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Boys becoming men, men becoming crabs, Crustacean Bar Mitzvah
FRIENDS. LATIF AND I ARE ABOUT TO INTERVIEW THE SCIENTIST WHO SHOWED THAT EVOLUTION KEEPS MAKING CRABS. From separate, unrelated species, the crab shape KEEPS evolving, almost like an ideal form. Evolution wants a crab. Got any Qs? Big or Small?
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let elon "fix" ticketmaster
profits are at an all-time high
I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Hey @NHSEngland I’d like to give a shout out to the paramedic who came to see me Wednesday morning. I know you guys are having a shit storm right now, but I cannot sing his praises enough…. and I’d like to highlight the total clear racism he faces everyday. 1/??
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Elon seems lame enough that he's get hard if they made a Funko Pop of him
Will senior engineers in the next Elon meeting please say made up words enough that Expert Elon will tweet them?
It's a great day to watch the microservices video youtu.be/y8OnoxKotPQ
Every senior developer on the planet who read this immediately knew what was going to happen. It's so clear he doesn't know what he's talking about and is just bringing what he heard from a meeting to Twitter.
apparently they didnt turn off 2-factor authentication but they DID turn off the service that sends you the 2-factor authentication code. so if you log out and try to log in with an authentication code you simply wont receive one. lol. lmao twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
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Lunar Sorcery rising... A new subclass for the sorcerer arriving in Dragonlance.
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Imagine the mess when he sneezes all over you twitter.com/historyinmemes…
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the second, smaller headline is the one that's important and accurate.
Who called it a dog house and not a curport?
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What in god's name is the point of num lock? I've never been going about my work and suddenly decided I want to lose the ability to use numbers
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Manchester Department of ACAB acting like weed's worse for you than that 45p energy drink twitter.com/GMPCityCentre/…
first date idea: we go to the beach, we go to a bar and order some nice rum, we steal some ships, I grow my beard out
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Waiting for my @beautybay order to be dispatched 10days and counting...
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Elon out here shuffling money around giving Ross denial vibes twitter.com/watcherguru/st…
If a stranger asks you personal questions, just lie no one can stop you
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Found out a girl who tattooed some of my art on herself blocked me on here. Mixed signals
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Pronounced like a yorkshire lass saying ffs
The UK government has, for a decade, purposefully under processed asylum applications making a backlog, allowing them to create a fake issue, a scapegoat, and appear tough. They could solve this by just processing applications. Nothing is stopping them, they won't do it.
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