Because someone put £350m on the side of a bus and 52% absolutely fucked it. twitter.com/guardian/statu…
'do you know who I am treacle?' bruh I'm dying 😂😂FkN
Uh there is something called Naked Attraction on here in london and WHAT TF IS THIS it's dating based on genitals. Like I'm seeing pp's
I'm sorry, the old Colin the Caterpillar Cake can't come to the phone right now...
Oh, 'cause he's dead ☎️
You know what makes me angry? I could eat 10000 calories a day when I was a teen & not gain weight, I just LOOK at a calorie now & gain 10kg
What has happened to us?
Tell ya what Prince William barely waits for Kates stitches to dissolve before his sticks his ginger pipe in again does he? Big royal shag
Nah that's peach beach in mario kart twitter.com/tiddyjuice/sta…
Dunno but I'd appreciate it if Alexis Renn would stop makin me feel a 2/10 x
I'm sorry, the old ed can't come to the phone right now...why? oh, 'cause he's dead
Hate when you carry 3 meals to a table clearly hands full and theyre like "um excuse me we're missing 1" like fuck I'm not an octopus wait
Just when I thought this format was dead
Ignorance is bliss.
How funny were them injections in high school legit ppl ran around screaming like it was the apocalypse girls crying and fake faintin lmaooo
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE AT THE BACK
Miss old Taylor Swift already :/
Guys open this bitch for a mf surprise twitter.com/animaiposts/st…
Are u even a girl if you don't detect the smallest changes in the way someone speaks to u and over think it completely x
Free vodka all night and safe to say I died xx
"fuck it it was funny" the lie you tell after you've done something extremely self destructive and aren't able to deal with it emotionally
MASSIVE MOHAMMED HAHAHAHHAHANWKKWKA twitter.com/kingholian/sta…
mad that u can FLY to another country for like £100 n taxi drivers will try charge u half tht for a 25 min drive home from a night out lmao
No thank you animals only please twitter.com/femalepalns/st…
Ain't shit. I know girl. Smh. twitter.com/Oprah/status/4…
yall care so much about the Frank Ocean yet don't care about the absolute destruction of our other oceans. fake environmentalists. 😤😤
Not to be dramatic but I'd rather die twitter.com/bazaaruk/statu…
congratulations on being fucking rude? twitter.com/JuliaHB1/statu…
My girl paid for our date 4 the first time bc I left my wallet at home otw back she play TLC's "Scrubs" on the aux cord 3 times in a row smh
why gemma collins is the most iconic woman to have ever blessed british television: a thread
When you find that piece of Easter chocolate from April in September
she said she was leaving me, i said think again bitch
Bran: I am the Three Eyed raven
Arya: I am No One.
women: pockets in women's pants aren't as big
men: Men are just naturally predisposed to carrying things. It dates back to hunter-gatherer t
"I'm probably just eating so much because I'm about to get my period," I say, every day of the month, 365 days a year.
The Game of Thrones theme song makes me emosh
When your sister forces you to spend time with her new boyfriend:
turns out that my "i refuse to learn a new skill unless im immediately good at it" tactic is sabotaging my entire life
All I want out of life is more dogs in my life
There's really nothing worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else's phone and having to pretend to laugh for 3 minutes.
I wanna apologize now to my future wife twitter.com/gracerandles/s…
We’re paying the Tampon Tax so you don’t have to. Watch how we let our customers know. #TescoTamponTaxoff
I sent you a dm!
Superbad is going and I'm not ok
hi! I'm accidentally sending my order to the wrong address! Can you change it please?
• eat cereal too loud
• always mad about something
• why do y'all spit on the sidewalk
But they're getting rid of Superbad :(