Toodalo mother fuckerrrrr
About time I wave goodbye to all the toxic people in my life and focus on my own happiness 👋🏼
Hotter than a roast chicken over here 🔥🔥
Today is full of endless bad news 😭😪
I love my fusion. But when it comes to exercise I hate it, feels like I'm going to pop a screw 😩#headshot
Fatigued to the max, yet I can never sleep. What even is my body?
I lose interest when I get ignored.
So many games to look forward to but I have so little money 😩💔
Thought it was Assassins Creed not Assassins fucking Pharaoh
Appreciate what you have right now, because you don't always get a second chance.
Wonder Woman was better than expected, although I think I momentarily questioned my sexuality 🤔✨
Can we get a bit of sun please? Fed up with looking like Casper the friendly ghost 😂
if you don't show me that you want me, i will assume you don't and i will leave
Majorly just give up on everything 👍🏻🖕🏻
get you a man like this
My mood is so up and down lately. Either extremely happy or screw everything, there is no in between 😂
Lost half a stone this week, can I celebrate with a Chinese? 🙄
This world is breaking my heart
Can't wait for a long weekend off before starting nights 🙌🏻🍻
Just want to pack my bags and go on a spontaneous road trip 👋🏼👜
Just fell through the roof trying to get the cat canny believe it she's still up there tae
Cannot get my head around how people can be so cruel 😖
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.
Crazy how one person can have such a huge impact in your life.
Help: to get dominos pizza or do I actually be good? 🤔 (i really want pizza)
Na na na na batman 🦇C
I just want somebody who is ready to fight for me.
Can I get that light at the end of the tunnel yet or? ☀️🔥
Studying for my theory when all I want to do is drink beer and go on an adventure 🍻
When you look at your off duty and you're not working a Saturday until June #miracle
Why is it always so difficult to fall asleep, body 😤
Well my iPhone screen is well and truly fucked thanks to bad alcohol decisions and Amy's clumsiness in heels 😫🍺
Always forget about twitter
Feeling content with life right now. Love my job. Love those around me. Love my life 💕
Keen for a weekend of celebrations 🎓🍺🍷
Induction is done, now send your prayers for the nhs because tomorrow I'll be in blue 👏🏻
Love Lego Star Wars but literally about to gouge out my eyes at the glitches where you can't build the Lego blocks in order to progress 😡😡
The new Pokemon Go update along with the ability to edit the names has got me in stitches 😂f
Yes that was a Pokemon pun
How is it so impossible to find a sophisticated graduation dress which doesn't show the ratata's off 😡
Any recommendations for affordable teeth whitening kits available in the UK? 😁
So dedicated to starting a lifestyle change that I ate my kitchen out of bad food today so that I can't possibly cheat #badlogic